I use my penis but whatever works for you, Norym.

After a few drinks, Norym will sit on the toilet and give you a call and ask you to bring him a drill.


I won a few tournaments with the red ring Thing.

I hear he's one of the best figures ever made.

Virtually unstoppable!

I feel like using that as an entry point would be rather uncomfortable.

This is Bud we are talking about

Looks like I am the only one talking about Bud.

That's OK because I know they're all thinking about me and that's way better!

I think that is the nickname of the semi-finalists in the NCAA basketball tournament.

Depends if you wanna pay for a flight from the UK...
THERE ARE PICTURES???!!!

I think we should set up jwb with hoff's exchange student.

I agree with that

Day 2 of my feverish plague. Fever still at 101. I'm turning to alcohol as my cure.

God speed, alcohol. God speed.

Went back to work today...proceeded to feel like #### all day. Most schools were cancelled around here due to weather, but we stayed open. Glad I made it through, but I can only imagine how many ticked off kids and parents there will be when they start getting sick over our spring break!

You guys underestimate how truly annoying this woman is. If there was ever a woman who would just lay there and do nothing and show no enjoyment unless ordered to, it would be this girl. We're lucky if she changes the toilet paper roll, wakes up for school, or doesn't get lost.

JWB would kill her. Seriously. Plus she is a religiously brainwashed Muslim woman...not sure how he'd jibe with that.