only if you try hard enough. Or in this case fail successfully.

Sometimes I fondly recall the days when an LPC thread would scream through 1,000 posts in a matter of weeks. Then I remember that I never won them either. You bastards.

Fixed that for you.

As if.

Nobody FONDLY recalls anything from the LPC.

Well, unless you mean recalling things while in the act of fondling something, then maybe.

I fondle all the time reading this thread

I thought that was a requirement...

And I am claim the ever-important post 742, without it post 743 would not be possible!

interesting thing happened today. It's monday.

carry on

Monday's suck. Just 5 days and then I have a vacation!

Ten days for me, unfortunately they will all feel like Mondays.

I am have a horrible, very bad, no good Monday. An hour and a half late for work. I forgot my keys. Stuff is piling up and waiting on me. I should just go post worthless comments in some pathetic comic booky forum.

Let us know where and when so we can come there and make fun of you there as well...

Negative. I recall being told "you can no longer recite the lyrics of Lionel Richie's "Hello" to newcomers, you are scaring them" with a smile now and again.

I take it you mean