Ha ha, indeed, I am prone to such flights of fancy.

The ooze?

Considering that the ooze transforms the subject into a hybrid of it's former self, and whatever animal the subject most recently had contact with, Wade may begin to develop Koopa-like traits.

I'll mysteriously say "Excuse me" to the Turtles, get in the driver's seat of the turtle van, open the moon roof, and park directly underneath where Pax is due to land. Pax should land comfortably in the back seat. (Intelligence + Hypersensitivity)

Da, Komrade!

So, should I drink it? Or may we need all of it later?

Drinking toxic waste is never a good idea.

Especially since simply touching the ooze was all that was needed to anthropomorphisize the turtles.

I just had a horrible idea.

Wade, what was your favorite Ninja Turtle Weapon?

Actually, forget my horrible idea for now. Brain check to attempt to determine what Wade's green paint is. And pray for a critical miss, because I can think of a few funny things Jack can do with that.

I'll ask Don where we'd get the tools to wield and paint the van so we can get it into commission and he can get back into action. (Shmooze)

Any suggestions on what I should do? If not, I have an idea...

Ok, then I will try to convert Michaelangelo to communism.

Just what we need. Ninja Commies.

Using my Attribute (Encyclopedic knowledge of trivial/useless information) to try and figure out what the green glowing paint really is. I do not, under any circumstances, touch the paint. Do I need to make a roll of some kind? Thanks!

"I'm going to try and fall onto charlesx and flatten him into a pancake!" (Body?)