I thought that you were falling into the van?

I offered to catch you, you know...

TBB is trying to get me to fall into the van. I'm trying to fall onto you.

Jack might be a good DM and have TBB run you over while I land safely in the van.

Karma!

Nah, I'll just calmly ask Charles to move three steps to the right. You got quite a lot of height. I've got time.

CharlesX and JKLantern think.

After about two seconds, they look at each other.

"Mutagen?"

"Mutagen."

Well, that was easy.

Wade tries to covert Mikey to Kommunism, but he's already completely committed to the worship of pizza.

Pax streaks towards the ground like a fiery comet of Pax. Boy Blunder politely hijacks the TurtleWagon, opens the roof and tries to catch Pax. Pax, spite bubbling in him like a foul brew, steers to miss the Wagon and instead flatten his stalwart companion charlesX like a grape.

Instead he ricochets off the wagon and plows headlong into Raphael. Their bonds snap in the painful collision.

Space Jawa asks Donatello about the tools needed to fix the van. Donatello raises an eyebrow.

"You already have 'em, dude!"

Then Donny, laughing like a maniac, snatches some ooze from Wade and throws it onto the van. He directs the Bo Staff to pound the hell out of it. Finally, he snatches Boy Blunder's black ball!

"Wait!" Blunder cries as the manic turtle chucks the ball at the van.

In mid-air, the ball sprouts legs, a wind-up key, eyes and a fuse! It merrily sputters until hitting the van, then it EXPLODES! Another black ball appears in Boy Blunder's inventory somehow don't ask questions! The force of the explosion has welded the van DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!

With these combined efforts, the TurtleWagon is fixed. "Cowabunga!" the Turtles cry as they leap into the sewers as one. "Time to save April!"

You're all now standing alone in front of the open sewer entrance...and you all follow...

Everybody but Wade gets an XP.

TRANSITION PHASE! You can plot, plan, whatever, but we'll resume in the sewers tomorrow morning.

OK, I move out of the way and continue to examine the glowing green paint without touching it.

I freed Raphael!

My planning is amazing!

I converted more turtles to communism! My plan of world domination using turtles is working!

I don't think that you succeeded, Wade.

Mikey is a pizzaist, not a communist.

He succeeded with the roll, though not with the roll's intent.

That sort of thing happens from time to time.

How much more Mutagen do we have?

(Also, did NOT see the Bob-Bomb coming. That was awesome.)

I have bombs? Oh, this will go well. Sure, give the guy whose main ability is attention to detail and fineness an explosive. That fits.

You're a bastard JackA.



I'm keeping the bo staff btw.

Apparently, the Bo Staff is Bo Jackson's Staff armed with Bo Staffs. What they're doing in my weapons rack, I will never know.

That said, feel free to issue the Bo Staff instructions. You are, after all, The Bo Blunder.

Oh, you've got a big ol' glob. It'll last a while, though not forever.

We need to keep that safe for when we get to Jim Henson's Dinosaurs world.

Better idea - You know when someone mentioned they were saving their points for attributes when we get to DBZ land? Anyone else we should save some of the mutagen for the same place so we all have the potential to mutate into half-Saiyans?