You never win when you gamble, sinner.

Sometimes I win quite a bit which just makes the sinning all the better!

Yeah but I'm sure you and jwb enjoyed those games.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! jwb showing up for a game! That's rich! Heck, he doesn't even bother giving me an excuse!

I didn't know whom I was to direct my excuses to!

An excuse, excuse? Nice!

That's some next-level excusing right there!

I would've been there to play had you 3 iron nails for me to play but sleeping in was equally good.

i am all about the heroclix meta

That's not true at all, there are lots of things you can do! You can start a barbershop quartet, or finally get around to watching Spider-Man 3, or formally offer me a trade for Animal Man, or help me find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow and beat up this guy that walks around in a green coat and always gives me weird looks.

They say couples who work together have the strongest bonds.

That's some next-level bonding right there!

Is that cuddling?

I think the word you are looking for is canoodling.

That's some next-level defining right there!