Granted.

You get a model of the batmobile. Unfortunately, it alters your metabolism so your immune system attacks your pancreas. It fails to produce insulin. Glucose stays in your blood stream, and your blood sugar goes through the roof. You get type 1 diabetes. It sucks.

I wish I owned the Kill Bill movies on DVD.

Why is this thread dying? COME BACK AND WISH!!!

Wish Granted

You now own Kill Bill on DVD but for some reason it is hexed with the Ring curse and she pops out of the television while you are watching that part with the Crazy 88 Crew and she slashes you up! St. Dumas, a la mode!

I wish my girlfriend was here right now so I could do things to her...

Granted.

Your girlfriend is there and wants to do things with you. Unfortunately, your vision is cursed, so you see her as Fred the Obese Nudist.

I wish my feet didn't hurt.

Wish Granted, your foot pain is remedied by having you feet removed.
I wish I were still on Christmas Vacation.

Granted.

You are still on Christmas Vacation on that never-before-seen island and never see anyone ever again

I wish that a certain auction would end soon.

Wish granted!

The auction ends but some bug says you are the winner and you owe $45,000. You don`t pay and get a negative feedback point.

I wish I had me some cowboy boots!

Granted. They were filled with doggy *C*R*A*P* when you out your feet into them

I wish that I had a girlfriend

Granted,

You fall in love with a relatively pretty girl with a very nice rack. After dating her a while you ask her why she got a boob job. She said it was part of the package when she had her sex change.

I wish my car could safely hover over traffic on the way to work.

Granted!
A mad scientist converts your car into a hover car. You glide effortlessly all the way to work. Once there the hoverbomb er hover car detonates, and you remember why your place of employment fired him in the fisrtplace, as the dirty bomb levels the place.


I wish I was able to control minds of others

Wish granted!

Sadly, though, the only minds you may control are small insects.


I wish I was dead.

(sweet thread!)

Wish granted.


Unfortunately you go to hell, and the devil pig whips you for eternity, whilst you watch re-runs of the 1960's series "The River Women"

I wish i had the worlds greatest roller coaster in my garden.

I wish I owned a cruise ship that was in the middle of international waters, and was loaded down with intoxicants.

Wish granted.

Sorry, I cant see how this can go wrong.