BETTER better idea: save it for TRANSFORMERS world.

I don't want to be a transformer! Then I would get attacked for minding my own business like in the movies!

I hope instead of DBZ, we end up in the land of Pokemon. wade can use his Koopas to batter trainers, and I can use my Bob-Bomb. Of course, the only attack he knows is explosion... Still, that would be fun.

Also, if I get the chance, I do want to have the superball as an attribute. How awesome would it be to have the baseball equivalent of Captain America's shield?

So we're actually in on dumping Ooze all over ourselves in the hopes of gaining new power?

I love you guys.

Nuh-uh. I'm staying away from the ooze. My skin is allergic to mutagens.

You enter the sewers, following the battle cries of the TMNT. They're dark, slimy, smelly...pretty standard sewer fare, really.

As you come to an archway, a portcullis slams down, blocking your entrance! In the distance you hear a gravelly voice say "Welcome, turtles...to your doom!" Then a pause. "There's others? Well, DESTROY THEM, YOU FOOL!"

The dingy sewer water bubbles, and from it emerges three groups of small, powerfully jawed robots!

Three mousers attack from the left! Five mousers attack head on! And four mousers attack from the right!

In addition, a rippling wake is growing nearer, almost as if something was submerged under the water...

Well, now that I am stronger thanks to my toad hat, I am more willing to go into battle.

Shall we decide who gets to team up with who?

Well, I'm going straight for the five mousers, clearly.

If you guys and the Turtles can hold off the Mousers, I'm going to examine the rippling wake to try to figure out what's causing it. (Brains)

Aw, what the heck. I'll join Pax in his suicidal banzai charge against the 5 mousers.

Jack, do I need to make a body check for that? Thanks.

Yes, you do.

Rolling dat pesky body check, then....

2d6 = 8

Yee haw!

I am going to hit the three mousers on the left with my Mini Pipe(if you know what I mean!)

Ok. Remember that the more you use it in the same world, the less effective it is.

I am using it as a weapon, not to get the turtles out!