You're pistol whipping them with your Turtle Cannon. That is AWESOME.

Is my Bob-Bomb alive? Like, can it think? Receive orders? Or is it just a bomb with a wind-up mechanism? Could we use the ooze on it?

I'm going to try to throw my bob-bomb in such a way where the blast hit both the 4 mousers, and catch the rippling wake in the blast, hopefully revealing it. (Body + Hypersensitivity)

Also, if this were real life, the disorder would so prevent me from going down there. The smell alone would do it, but add it wading in sewage? No effing way.

All right. The robots are metal, which means they aren't exactly going to be easy to cut, and given that they're jumping out of the water to attack, that means they are at least some degree water tight. So, I'm going to pull out the sai entities, and direct them at the three mousers, in an attempt to, rather than stab or bludgeon them, get the legs caught in the prongs of the sai, and then pull them open to break any sealing on them, and then to chuck them into the water in an attempt to short them (and possibly fry whatever is coming out of the water).

So, I guess that's a brain check?

In b4 TBB blows up Space Jawa

Explain. Just because he is examining it, doesn't mean he is near it.

Just to make it official:

"I'm going to smash the crap out of the Group of 5 mousers I'm going in swinging, hard, I want to pick them up, beat them with one another, so long as they get destroyed good!" (Body)

I'm rolling for myself, I don't like your dice anymore Jack

Roll = 4 + 5 = 9!

My old school Monopoly dice FTW!

Yeah, it's reusable.

Space Jawa tries to discern what's under the water, but the stench, the muck and general funkiness of the place makes it almost impossible!

JK grabs his nice rack and takes out a pair of pronged forks.

They both audibly sigh.

"Are we in a fight NOW? Siiiiigh." Says one.

"How gauche. Siiiiigh." says the other one.

"Well, let's help finish this up."

The two forks flutter up into the air, then land on either side of JK's head.

"SIIIIIIIIGH!" they say...then laser beams start shooting! From JK's MIND!

The rest of his intricate plan is shot to Sunday as laser beams rip apart two mousers, leaving one mouser left in that group.

Wade clobbers the remaining Mouser with his pipe, rattling it but good in the process. He's defeated the last Mouser, but at WHAT COST?!?!?!?

Boy Blunder chucks his Bob-Bomb. It takes out two of the four Mousers and the blast manages to force the rippling thing to the surface.

"You'll pay for that, by gumbo!" Leatherhead snarls.

In other news, Pax, laughing manically, and charlesx, looking cautious, wade into the five mousers. They manage to defeat three before the remaining two latch themselves onto Pax's fists, gnawing hungrily!

Recap:

Two mousers left free

Two mousers left gnawing on Pax

An angry alligator man wants to take your heads off

Everyone but Space Jawa gets an XP.

I'm two for two on missing my actions using my Brain skill. I going to take that as a sign.

I'll use 5 XP to pick up a skill point for Brains.

I continue to whomp on the two mousers that have Pax by the hands.

Henry Rollins'....

2d6 = 3.

Ugh. Sorry, dude.

Can I summon my Turtle Friends to take off the alligators head?

Fine by me, I'm going to make like a cymbal monkey on Leatherhead's head with the mousers!

And I think I'm going to grab myself a Turtles attribute, something badass like Shredder's Spikey Armor or something.

I bet you get April's Stilletos

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I'm cool with it

I need to play that again...need to beat it on the hardest mode for the cool unlock modes