I'm going to go stop by the Ames Golf & Country Club and look into a membership. I couldn't find any information online about their membership fees, but I'm thinking the first thing I should ask is "Where the black women at?" if I want to make a good impression.

Soylent brown is illegal!

All I've got is:

That's enough for most guys!



I'm so sorry!

Not really!

I read the words and I see the sad face, but somehow I don't belive you.

Honesty is the best policy.

Needs more sandwich.

Working from home is nearly pastoral. There is soft delicate rain falling. A black capped chickadee is perched on the bird feeder. I can hear a goldfinch off in my dogwood tree. The wind chimes are gently swaying on the front porch. The television is showing boobies on the muted Playboy channel. My three pawed cat is asleep and slightly snoring.

And there is not one single corporate moron within choking distance.

Well, at least you admit it. More than I can say for most chicks.

Whatever you do, don't look in Wade's direction, or we'll be subjected to:

You need to ANNOUNCE when you are using the LPC ATA, sir.

Since when, stupid?

Hmm, I think you might be wrong on that one
Looks in wades direction, smiles and waves.

By process of elimination, dishonesty is the second best policy.

I can live with second best.