Granted,. by typing faster ReZourceman gets the best job in the world. After finding out he is not fully qualified he gets fired after one hour at the job and gets sued for serious errors. Now we works at McDonalds as a cashier to pay for the lawsuit.

I wish something wonderful happens to the next person that corrupts my wish.

Granted. Herospirit turns to me and smiles. I consider him a nice guy so I decide to not corrupt his wish, therefore keeping me from getting something wonderful.

I wish I could rewind time.

Granted, time is rewinded to before you were born, giving you no recollection of anything and nothing and everything, thus corrupting your wish.

I wish i could think of a good thing to wish for.

Granted. You begin to think, and it starts raining dead puppies. One ends up hitting you in the head and knocking you out.

I wish I had a dead puppy.

Wish granted!

However, it comes back to life. Right now.


I wish I joined the Teen Titans.

wish denied on grounds that they don't allow losers to join.


HAH!

Granted. You join the teen titans, only to betray them, and sleep with Slade.


I wish that the Yankees will lose in the playoffs.

Granted.

The Yankees from the Revolutionary War do not win. However, the New York Yankees win fantastically.

I wish I had some bacon.

Granted, you visit "someone" but he/she is actually hologram, sending you into mild depression.

I wish i was drunk!

Granted, you go, and win...then you become so glory and power obsessed that you lose track of your life, and become obsessed with being president of everything...leading you into mild depression.

I wish I could fly.

Granted.

It stops working 250,000 feet up. You live, but nothing works.

I wish my pizza was here.

Granted.


Now I wish YOU in that bed...