Wouldn't that be the case if the bomb goes off?

I think that's it...

Stupid typos

Vote Count

Macaque: (4) Corn, Mala, Truff, Kits

4 for the lynch

The crowd of girly products with their stupid girly marketing surrounded what would be their last threat to total counter dominance. The buzzy individual held out a note... "You see this, it means you can't hurt me, now go away, and give me my space!" The caboodle took the note, "you think this will help you? This note looks like it was written in crayon by a drug addict." The buzzy individual screamed as they unplugged is AC converter.
Macaque is dead! He was an electric razor, Alignment: Mafia

7:28... 7:29... 7:30

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

The lady rolled over and shut off her alarm clock with a curse for another work day, and then shuffled her way to the bathroom. He hit something as she opened the door, then heard a grunt. Her husband was laid out on the floor. "What happened to you!, did you drink again last night" The man awoke and said "I only drink on weekends you know that, I must have fell, but damn did I have some weird dreams." As he stood up, he saw all of his bathroom products broken and leaking all over the bathroom, his wife's were dominating the counter as usual. "One day I will have a tidy bathroom"

The game is over!

Winners!
DocDoom: Santa Claus Candle: Gifter, Neutral
Corn: Bottle of Burberry Perfume: Self Lighting Rod, Town
Truffle Shuffle: Caboodle: All powerful Townie (almost), Town
Kitsushel: Mascara Zero clump volume defined!: Doubler, Town
Malakim: Herbert the Pervert: Shape-shifting Scene Stealer, Neutral
Pax: Ambien and a shot of tequila: Sleepwalker Maker, Neutral

Woot!

Sorry Pax, I was suspicious of you a bit just when you claimed the neutral survivor...

THAT WAS MY SCHTICK DARNIT!

Hope people enjoyed the writeups. Now I need to do something twisted.

Town (17)

Big Box o' Tampons: Sstral, Roleblocker, Town
You are a huge, economy size box of tampons from BJ's wholesale club. You are huge, bulky, and you love to take up space on the counter when there is not one good damn reason why a box of tampons should be on the counter all the time! You tick off the male bathroom products to no end with your massive chunk of real estate. Being tampons... you are quite adept at blocking things, so each night you may send me a target, their action will be blocked for the night. Since you take up so much space, once in the game you may tip yourself over on someone for a daykill. You must type in the thread in bold: "Looks like <player name> is on the rag!". After this you will forgo your action for the night. Win condition: You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.


Summers Eve: Madslaust Misdirector, Town
Ha ha! you are a ######. Ahem, anyway... You are a bottle of summers eve! You take up space on the counter with the soul purpose of embarrassing anything male. You may PM me a target each night, you will jump in front of that target, embarrassing them into a new target. (Mod note, I handle misdirection as the target cannot hit his or her original target or you) Win condition: You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.


Bottle of Burberry Perfume: Corn, Self Lighting Rod, Town
You spread your alluring scent over the counter, trying to instill calm across the bathroom. As such, you can draw others onto you. Each night you may PM me a target, that target will be forced to target you with their power, this action will not result in a nightkill, but any other action will be performed on you and not the original target. Win condition: You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.


Midol menstrual pain relief: Iggy Mouse, Doc, Town
You ever have that bloated crampy feeling? Hell no! you haven't because you are the cure for it. You have earned your place on the counter by offering that cool relief in those special times of need. You are the town doc, since you are so good at spreading relief to others, each night you may PM me a target, that target will be protected from a night kill. You may use this power for yourself once in the game. Win condition: You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.


Caboodle: Truffle, All powerful Townie (almost), Town
You are a fishing tackle box that has been made a girly for holding makeup, whoever thought this idea up and made millions, deserves a swift kick in the nuts. Since you hold a little of this, a little of that, and take up massive space on the counter... you can do pretty much anything you want. Each night you may PM me a target and a power from the glossary, or if you want make up a power and If I approve it, you can use it (you are encouraged to get creative). You must wait 3 phases between powers before you use the same power again... Ex: Roleblock, something, something, something, Roleblock. Only once per game can you use a power that would result in a Cop or rezzing power. You cannot use any powers that would result directly in a night kill, but you can use PGO or PGO maker once. Win condition: You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.


Little sachet of potpourri:Loganspeedo, Dragger, Town
Your apple cinnamon scent wafts over the counter, you are pleasing to all of the residents of the counter, but you give me a damn headache and I would love to throw you out the window. Your sweet sent draws others to seek you out, and as such you are a dragger. You may PM me a target each night, that target will be dragged into the write up, seeking you out. Win condition: You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.


Eyelash Curler: Anony, Vigilante, Town
You are the most sinister looking female grooming utensil that could ever lurk on a bathroom counter. Resembling more a middle age torture device than a grooming necessity, you are the bad-### of the bathroom. Each night you may PM me a target, that target will be removed from the game. Once in the game you may clamp yourself shut and instead of making a kill you will be untargetable. Win condition: You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.


Maxipad with wings: Vicious B, Bodyguard/Double Voter, Town
You are a maxipad, WITH WINGS!! You are a very protective bathroom item, so being as such you are a bodyguard. You may PM a target, and you will guard them from a nightkill. The first time you successfully guard nothing will happen to you. The second time you guard, you will loose your wings and with it the ability to double vote. The third time, you die instead of your target. Win condition: You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.


Conditioner with Micro-oils!!: Quebbs, Tracker, Masoned with Ex-foliating Soap with Shea butter!!!, Town
WTF are Micro-oils anyway? These marketing companies are just getting ridiculous! Sorry got distracted... you are a bottle of conditioner, and you rest on the ledge of the shower, and not on the counter. Therefore, you have a perfect view of what is going on. Each night you may PM me a target, you will be informed of their target of the night. You are masoned with Ex-foliating Soap with Shea butter!!!, you two may communicate outside of the game at anytime and with any means. Win condition: You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Ex-foliating Soap with Shea butter!!! CharlesX, Rev.Tracker, Masoned with Conditioner with Micro-oils!!: Town
You are one of those fancy bar soaps that are supposedly hand made and cost 10 bucks a bar. You rest on the ledge of the shower, and not on the counter. Therefore, you have a perfect view of what is going on. Each night you may PM me a target, you will be able to reverse track that target. You are masoned with Conditioner with Micro-oils!! you two may communicate outside of the game at anytime and with any means. Win condition: You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.


Vanity Magnifying Mirror: Crusader C, Cop, Town
You are one of those annoying vanity mirrors that seem to make my blackheads 200% larger. My wife can stare for hours in your silvery depths, and take tons of time getting ready when we need to be somewhere dammnit! Anyway, the refletion you give shows a person as they really are, as such you are the town cop. Each night you may PM me a target, you will be notified of the target's alighnment. Win condition: You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.


Bottle of Sodium Hydroxide used to get rid of hairballs: WadeWilson, PGO, Town
You are a bottle of Sodium Hydroxide that I stole from my lab that I gave my wife so maybe she will clean out her damn drain every NOW AND THEN!!! Grrr..... Ok I am over it now. You are one of the most caustic substances on Earth, forced in the lowly job of cleaning hair out of drains, just because some dude wants to have a tidy bathroom. Yeah, there are much cooler things you can do than this, and you are quite ticked off about it. You will dissolve anyone (with a few exceptions) that tries to come in contact with you. Win condition: You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.


Huge Hairbrush with the teeth that are coated on the ends: RoP, Guide, Town
Why oh why does my wife have to have the most gigantic hairbrush known to man, that she never cleans out, laying on the damn counter all the time. Since you are so good at straitening things out, you can help your targets out immensely. Each night you may PM to me a target, that target cannot be roleblocked or misdirected. Win condition: You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.


Birth Control Pills: H&C, Busdrive / Very Beloved Princess, Town
Ahh birth control pills, I like you, I really do, you have saved us from having another little rug rat so far, BUT WHAT THE HELL DO YOU NEED TO ADVERTISE YOURSELF ON THE COUNTER ALL THE TIME! Can't you just stay in the medicine cabinet where you belong. Grr anyway, since to the male and female side of things, you are the most necessary bathroom resident you are a VERY beloved princess. If you are night killed the next day phase will be skipped... because everyone will be too sad to do any voting, but if you are lynched the night phase will be skipped because everyone will be too sad to make any actions that night. In addition to this, you can use your big pharma manufactured hormones to confuse targets, So each night you may PM to me two targets, they will be busdriven for the night. Win condition: You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.


Mascara Zero clump volume defined!: Kits, Doubler, Town
Whether the town wants volume, length, curves or definition, you’ll provide the best lash look with your winning formula! Where do marketing majors get this stupid catch phrases. Bah! Since your are so good at making stuff better and larger than they appear, you can grant a target a bonus action during the night. You may PM to me a target, that target will be granted an extra action. Win condition: You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.


Little clear band-aids that are supposed to be unnoticeable: Keds, Nurse, Town
You are those little band aids made to cover up knicks on legs, that are supposedly unnoticeable while screaming LOOK AT ME I CUT MY LEG SHAVING. Why you are on the counter and not in the medicine cabinet where you belong, I will never know. You are the town nurse. You have now power while the town doc lives, but in the event of the doc's death... you will be notified and you will take over. Win condition: You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.


Huge bag of cotton balls: Get, Jailkeep, Town
You take off makeup, you apply makeup, you might do some other things, but hell if I know what else you do. All I know is this... you are huge, economy size bought from a wholesale store and have no business taking up this much room on the counter. Each night you may PM me a target, you will wrap that target in cuddly softness! This will protect them for the night, but also make them fall asleep. So, they do not accomplish anything. Win condition: You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.


Neutrals (4)

Ambien and a shot of tequila: Sleepwalker Maker, Neutral Pax
Everyone knows you shouldn't mix booze with ambien or really strange things happen. Well here you are, time to makes some strange things happen! Your soul purpose in this game is to mess with people. So your win condition is neutral: you win when any faction reaches their win condition. Listed below are your powers. You may not choose which power you use each night, you may only choose your target. Random.org will then choose the power, but you will be informed of what power you used that night. I hope this role is fun for you, it was fun to come up with!

1. Im hungry, ill make a salt sandwich: Roleblock
2. OooOOooo Shiny: Misdirect
3. Yes magic elf, whatever you say: You choose your targets target.
4. What the hell was I doing again: Randomize your target's power replacing it with one of the other powers left in the game
5. Wow what a hangover, I can't think straight: Your target cannot make sense the next day phase and can only babble in the thread, they will still be able to vote
6. ZZZzzzzzZZZZ: Target does not wake up and is out of the game
7. I think I will go for a drive: Your target busdrives them-self with a random target. (Meaning anything that would have happened to your target happens to the random target instead)
8. AhHHH! The underpants gnomes are trying to eat me: Your target has a scary dream and is silenced the next phase
9. Oh no! the voices are back: You may PM your target through me, You can decide for yourself if you want them to know it is from you or just "a player"
10. Man this feels so good, I just got to share: Your target will not perform their normal action and will instead rez a random dead player


Santa Claus Candle: Gifter, Neutral Doom
You are that damn Santa Claus candle that always gets left out way after the holidays that I beg my wife to put away. Being a Santa Candle, you like to give out presents, and since you are always on the freaking counter you have plenty of time to give them out. Each night PM me a target and you can make up the gift that you give them. Once a majority of the remaining players has a present you win the game!

Herbert the Pervert: Malakim, Shape-shifting Scene Stealer
"Would you boys like to come in and have a glass of wine" You are Herbert, and what the hell are you doing in my bathroom? Now I am quite creeped out. You like to spy on things, so you are adept at using disguises. You may appear in the writeup as anything you wish doing anything you want, just PM your part of the write up and I will place it in. Win condition: Neutral you when with either faction meets their win condition.


Al's Commode: Serial Killer, Neutral KO Bossy
You are the most popular bathroom necessity, but also the most lethal. You are Al's Commode, Get it.... Mix Ted Bundy, Al Capone, and Al Bundy's legendary bathroom skills! The bathroom products tremble in terror at the thought of you. The thought of being accidentally knocked off the counter and flushed away... lost forever! Each night you must PM a target to pull into your watery depths, no one is safe from your power, so you will bypass any protection your target has (Doc, jailkeep... etc). Once during the game you may close your lid and become non-targetable, but you must still make a kill. Win condtion: You win when you are the last one standing.

[Hidden: the other neutrals can win with the SK]


Mafia (7)
Electric Razor: Macaque Don, Mafia
Powers...

A nice close shave: You may cloak yourself or a memeber of your team each night to make them cop as town to all investigators.

Or...

Lots of attachments: You may borrow one of the remaining powers in your crew for yourself. You must cycle throw all remaing powers before you use it again. You may not make the hit while you have crew members alive.

Old Spice Deodorant: Iceman (You have an anonymous daykill, PM me to use it)
Mentholated Rubbing Alcohol: Tyroman
Super stiff hair-gel: Lofcutus
Men's Multi-Vitamin from BJ's: anodejaninis
Cheap shampoo from the dollar store: VDB
Bottle of store brand pepto-bismal: Darq


Powers...
Each member (with the Don exeption), must cycle through making the kill. Meaning that if Iceman makes the first kill, he will kill again after all other members have made the kill, then the cycle continues. Anyother memeber not making the kill can select a power from the ones below. If the person that used the power, lets say RB, is nightkilled or lynched the next day... that power is removed from your arsenal. The kill will never be removed, but the special kill will be, such as the janitor.

Janitored or Untrackable orGuided Kill
RB
Doc
Vote Manipulator: Target needs either a 2/3 or 1/3 majority, you pick
Controlled misdirect
silence
Track

congrats winnahs! good game Travis. even though i died nite 1. doh!

Good first effort, Aegon, I had a fun time following it. Only comfort I can take is that I was in the game longer than Stan Thanks for that, Pax!

Did KO Bossy really try to kill me or was he thrown into me?

You had bad luck that first night darq. Crusader targeted you right off the bat. I was shocked when stan just daykilled you without crusader even trying to confirm his targeting

He did go right for you. He must have completely missed where you outed yourself as the PGO.

seems like it I was having fun too, though I only took out two people, bet they tried to control misdirect me night one shows them

Yeah, that was fun to wake up to, Stan having daykilled me without so much as a how-do-you-do. I've noticed that Stan's gang has a habit of targeting me earlier for investigation than other players... of course I'm the same way, looking into Corn, Crusader, and you more than others...

I had great fun making writeup bits. It was glorious.

Basically, anything involving the kitten? Yeah, I did that.

And while I was neutral... well, the mafia was getting slaughtered, so I figured I'd side with the town.

Which is crazy... 7 out of 28, not overwhelming, but should have been enough to control phases. Then I'm daykilled and, I think, another member is lynched. We even had a Daykill at our disposal... but then there were multiple rezzers, too.

That'd probably be my only complaint... rezzers are fine, I suppose, but having more than one really hurts the game.