I bet DocOck is actually working with the Velociraptors.

I'll get you!!! NOBODY KILLS MY FAMILY WITH VELOCIRAPTORS WHILST SABOTAGING THEIR ANTI-VELOCIRAPTOR SECURITY SYSTEM THAT I PAINSTAKINGLY REVIEWED FROM 180 REVIEW SITES BEFORE I INFORMED THEM THAT IT WAS THE BEST ONE TO PURCHASE......
AND LIVES!!!!!!!!!

And so Thawm worked, far into the night, when the watchful eyes of Ock's Raptors weren't upon him. He'd set his skillful hands to the task of creating a device to bring about a change, to create a machine to bring freedom, to create a man to save the world. Twelve years Thawm worked and on a cold night in the year 200X, Protoman was born. A perfect man, an unbeatable machine, hell-bent on destroying every evil standing between man and freedom, built for one purpose, to destroy Ock's army of evil Raptors. Ready, willing, prepared to fight.

To create a man? With blonde hair and a tan?

Oh geez. Not sure where this is going, but I am feeling some dynamic tension coming on.

Take it, Thawmus.

In just seven days..................

The shield is actually an oven door. Why? Because hope rides....


ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!

As he lives, there is no Raptor that will stand!

And I will finish, what was started.....


THE FIGHT OF OOOOOOOOVEEEEN MAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

There needs to be an oven man.

EDIT: Done.

And I bet he could still kick Sheep Man's ###.

Well, especially if Egg Timer Man shows up. But there's no way that could happen. That'd just be...

Oh ####.....

my computer just said this site is unsafe...that was before I logged in

Yup. That's why I make damn sure I'm logged in no matter what.

I was trying to be all stealthy while trying to finish up school work, as I know if I signed in someone would scream Wade is on but not talking, lynch him!

Most people know better than to do that by now, as the "Are They Online"-o-meter isn't 100% reliable, plus we know people have other things to do.

Most people do what now?