While the hell are we checking in? There are rules, man.

Red Bee checking in.

That's freaking awesome! Wonder what FOB/base that was at? Anyhow, I have an important announcement for you all....

It is with great emotion of the mixed sort that I announce to you the demise of Danger Mouse, the super athletic, smart as hell mouse who has challenged my lord status over this household.

I ended him with poison. The final straw was when my wife commented "that mouse is outsmarting you". We had just watched it run through a dog's legs, leap over an entire glue trap, AND get around my shoe as I tried to block its ingress point into the wall. He was a worthy opponent...

Let me guess, you got it from Syria. You're inhuman. I FOR ONE WILL NOT LET THE MEMORY OF THAT MOUSE FADE AWAY until tomorrow.



Today's Bazooka bubble gum insert is:

2 Truths, 1 Lie.
Which "fact" is not true?

1) Sharks are the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

2) Fortune cookies were invented in China.

3) If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

We've had far too many mice problems here of late. This is a good start.

Did you have lockjaw carry you adjacent to the mouse?

Finally!

Someone else around here has their heads screwed on straight and sees things exactly as I do!

Yes, that was totally meant as an insult. I knew exactly how insulting it would be to Lurker, and I went ahead and did it anyway. I should be reported for it. Hell; I should be banned. I don't know that I've ever seen a worse insult levelled at another memeber here on HCRealm and that includes everything VGA ever posted.

You never looked into those live-traps I told you about, did you?

Officers; they just don't listen to the guys with the actual knowledge.

Okay, that was more insulting than what I just did to Lurker.

I did listen to your input. I then disregarded it.
Actually my boss overrode your plan.

Tell your boss I have captured and removed more mice than I could count.

When I don't know what I'm talking about, I'm the first to tell you, or I'll say, "Do what you want, this is just my suggestion." But there are times when I'll be like, "Dude, THIS is what you need to do!" That translates to, "Don't make all the mistakes that I did!!"

"Classic" Mousetraps = worst idea EVER.

....use the poison on Haven....

"Experience, lad; you should learn to appreciate it." (38 HUMOR pts)

I don't know Haven, but it sounds like a Sean Connery quote, so maybe The Rock?


So for the past 80 minutes or so I have been on the brigade conference call; 40 participants spread out across about 10 states. Some of these folks are top notch, intelligent people.

BUT IF I HEAR ONE MORE DUMBASS BRIEFER TALK ABOUT "PHYSICAL YEAR" INSTEAD OF FISCAL YEAR, I AM GONNA BLOW SOME MUTHAFREAKER UP!!!

okay, I am better now.

I love it when he licks it off my nipples

Bud is jealous.

Murderer! Mouse Doom will be avenged!