Keep on chuggin. And I don't mean the beer. Seriously, if you can get over this hill, the ride down will be great. And we think you're important around here. Isn't that all that matters? I mean do other people's opinions actually count? I say thee nay!

Is fat a food group? If not, I'll be excluded again.

Yes, and they are on top!!!



Fat's are number 1

They made me lug fats all the way to the top when they had me build the damn thing in Ancient Egypt...

And I will make you do it again when I take over the world as I have in my past lifes!

What, again? Stupid @!#@$#@$#@(@!#(#@!$ing nonlinear timeline!

Wait, what happened to the 4 food groups?

I was hungry, so I ate them...

They've been out of favor for years.

They updated it. It now has pictures!

Largely because we were too ##)$#$)@!#@($%#$#ing stupid to read.

Okay, seriously? I don't appreciate the bleeping. We all know what you're really saying. I don't care how many times you do it, we'll still figure out that you're saying "Worcestershireing", and we don't appreciate it.

Kids go to this site, dude.

Kids.

Like Stan.

Thanks, I could totes use some hugs, but I'll offer mine off to Stan, I think he might need them more. I'm still sad about Michael, but I'm dealing. I'm just really pissed about the paternal sibling issue right now. I keep switching back and for her between feeling indifferent to whether she makes and hoping she does so I can plan some type of Mad Hatter level of revenge upon them.

Thanks, though what's nudging in the back of my head is that my Grandmother always used to say that tragedies happened in threes. It makes me stop and wonder what's coming up behind me now.

Yea Stan, it is no longer Food, Drugs, Rock and Roll, and Non-edibles