Yes, I realize that those jokes contradict each other.

That LPC thread appears to be gone. There's a jump from one that ended in early December 2012 (won by Ignatz_Mouse) to January 2013.

I don't recall that pic.

I remember those sweaters. They were pretty ugly. CL never once wore his because he doesn't like it when I dress him up.

luckily my secret santa gift is arriving on saturday...despite paying for priority aka 2-3 day shipping despite the holiday.

I love those pictures of Norym's wife and my wife. Good stuff. And Norym was kinda hot that night too, but I was shackled in the goat sacrifice pen and they didn't let me out.

Speaking of LPC Christmas shirts, the Nutcracker Prime and Crackertron one still wins me at least one contest a year.

My mouse tally for the past 2 months is now up to 6, BTW. Call me the mousereaper. Not raper, reaper.

I too received a package that appears to be Secret Satanish in origin, which is awesome because I was so ridiculously busy I didn't participate this year!

Every time I read an aqhoffman post, I now see a man with a shot gun. Poor little animal. Would he do the same to CL and rid the world of a great Man??

Would probably depend on how much poop CL left about the place.

Mice, skunks, and threads beware!

What are "three things that hoff doesn't know to handle?"

What is the extent of simulacrums?

Hiyo!

I was always told not to eat virtual cookies in bed because I would get simulacrums in the sheets.

They put one of the Freestyle Coke machines in the cafeteria! Now I will drink something different every day for a long time.

Go with what you know, sir.

You miss the point of the freestyle machine. Now he can have man-yogurt Coke, man-yogurt Fanta, or man-yogurt Barq's.

But all of it is pop.