Two of those are mine! He likes me!

I find this thread strangely more exciting now.

Break out yer curling irons!

You filling in for Bud?

That's obviously why his butt hurts!

I feel like you're no longer catering to the lowest common denominator.

Really? 'Splain how!

Calling people on their posts is another way to kill the thread apparently!

BudPalmer, you are under arrest for the murder of an LPC thread. We would appreciate it if you remained silent, as when you're speaking it makes us want to kill you. Anything you say or do will annoy those around you to no end, but also probably be somewhat funny in a dark, twisted way.

You give him too much credit.

My shoe size is a 7 to 7 1/2 depending on the brand. I go into a she store in the mall, which I never do, and they tell me that I am not in a men's size. This seemed rather odd as I have been buying shoes in the mens section for years now. He lets me know that I am in the youth (kids size) and they had the same shoe as a kids version. Unfortunately they did not have my size in either age-determinant shoe, which was the bad part. The good news is that youth shoes are at least half the price of adult shoes.

Thanks to this realization, this will be me for the rest of my life all thanks to my feet.

TIL that phantalien is hung like a thumb.

In my mind, phantalien will always be Weng Weng from now on



It almost seems they stole the entire plot for Octo##### from this one!

CL posted as BudPalmer, and it killed the thread. Luckily I was here to revive it (and win).

We aren't the same, just evil twins of each other!

At this rate, we will hit 1000 sometime in August.