It's like an orgy at Kermit and Piggy's house.

smude = smug dude

We have a new player coming tonight that contacted me here on the realms. So maybe no Battle Royale.

He contacted everyone. I gave him the heads up on battle royals and the general philosophy of the venue. Too bad I didn't pack a real team to play!

That's a real team. Let him get to know our zaniness.

Just shows you how much I pay attention. If you change it to Straight Outta Vlad's Heart-Shaped Bed, I might notice by Christmas.

Speaking of Christmas, when is Smudge coming back to do the Secret Santa?

The ball's in your court to do it this year, pal.

Pizzaburger isn't the Smudge that we need; he's the Smudge that we deserve.

Is that why you switched the heads of my Titano and shoved a possessor in your mouth the last time I saw you!?

No. That was because I'd been dropping mad amounts of acid.

Don't joke about that. I had an "incident" at a Dead show and barely passed a chem exam the next day! D+ That poor girl who asked me a question about the example problems... I told her I was a a dead show and was in no condition to answer her question. I really freaked her out. She backed away slowly.

PRO TIP: BudPalmer was the inspiration for the song "Sugar Magnolia"

The first Phish show to which I took my now wife was an interesting experience.
She was astonished by the openness of the dealers.
She was downright floored, though, every time she'd see one wandering the lots and saying "...shrooms....x....shrooms...x....Hey! Hey! Joy, what is happening?"

Please do your job better then! Now she doesn't want me to ride my motorcycle anymore because it's dangerous and she wants me to take a new job. BTW- the mice are all dead or gone. I'm surprised you haven't noticed, what with all the old socks and underwear you leave laying around.

You know, if I realized that Christmas started at beginning of ####ing September, I would have started Halloween in July.