No, but sometimes I feel the need to make a lighthearted comment about how annoying another poster who shall not be named is, but then decide not to do it because I don't want to open the floodgates and start a page long rant about how much I genuinely hate you.

Well, false alarm apparently. It was my roommate, and he was acting crazy, so we ended up taking him to the hospital. Took five people to restrain the guy just to get him sedated so they could get him on the table. But apparently, the lab results came back, and he had nothing in his system. So we have zero ideas what would've made him act like that. It was really freaky. He's still in intensive care, so I hope they figure it out soon.

In lighter news, I finally got promoted! It took way longer than I wanted to, but now I'm officially E5, and I get to make people I don't like do push-ups! Should be a grand old time.

Does your roommate have diabetes?

Is your roommate's name Subject Zero by any chance?

Fixed that for you.

As usual, I have nothing of any importance to say.

What's that like? You have no idea the burden of people hanging on your every word!

It's good to be da king.

2 and a half ours back at work and i'm already done.

HA! Walking into a lost file date because I read the order rather than pulling the doc (EDIT: except I uploaded the doc so yesterday's date is mine! Victory!)and a revival that was approved but the entity was still in bad standing! (that just got corrected!) It'll get better, I'm sure (mine did!)!

it busy upstairs?

You know it is, stop asking!

Bud, is it busy upstairs?

I say thee NAY!

Downstairs has the bar, the card games and the fella playing "piany".

Upstairs is mostly well-worn trollops with smudged lipstick and soiled, lacy dresses.

How do they keep the soil from the lace? Do they add the lace afterwards?