Granted, but once there, the reels malfunction. You're forced to watch Gigli on end.

I wish I was as cool as Green Arrow.

Granted.

You're as cool as Green Arrow, but (insert horrible ironic consequence here).

I wish I could be more creative.

You are more creative... Un fortunately you create a retro-virus that kills only you.


I wish there was no corrupt a wish thread to corrupt

Granted.

You go back in time and stop it from happening. Unfortunately, you create a wormhole that destroys the space time contiuum as we know it.

I wish to beat Austin in todays tournament.

Granted. You beat Austin but end up losing your other two games really badly. Austin ends up getting the sportmanship award who he ends up trading it to the judge for an extra KC Green Lantern.

I wish the KC Chiefs started winning again.

Granted. All of the Chiefs' players get on really hot winning streaks at the local Casino, until they are caught cheating and all thrown in jail. Kansas City is forced to field a team of replacement players for the rest of the year. Coach Vermiel cries.


I wish I could track down that smell in my apartment.

Granted.

You get a moldy old Oscar Meyer weiner. Like old old. The dog didn't want it.

I wish I knew when the new JLU episodes will be on.

Wish Granted, you find out their schedule but miss every episode not matter hard hard you try to see them. Even your attempts to record them or see them on the internet fail.

I wish I could afford servants.

Granted. All the mice in your house leave and enter all the other houses on the world. Every Woman realizes that your house is the only house with out Mice so you spend the rest of eternity with a bajillion women living in your house!! I wish that I had a penny for every time someone called me a bad name.

Granted

Now that the Pheonix isnt so expensive every one has already bought it and the only way for you to get is is to spend $70 on it.

I wish people would start to get back into clans.

Granted. Everyone gets back into clans, and your overexcitement causes you to have a heartattack.


I wish my dog had an eyepatch.

Granted but with one eye covered, he accidentally attacks you thinking that you are an intruder robbering your home one night. Now you have a matching eye patch since he ate your eye.

I wish my dogs would actually obey me.