The other side already delivered the JK. It would be in poor taste not to send you.

Give my regards to TurboSatan. And don't drop the soap. Trust me on this one.

Have you guys read the recent news about the trade? You should really catch up!


Also, I demand that all of the light bulbs in this place be replaced with blacklights, and that everyone be sure to clean their jeans so that they don't end up embarrassed while working here.

What? A sub-forum doesn't need light bulbs? Why not? Someone's fired!

I'm afraid all the store's got are plaid-lights. Will they do?

Excuse me, what's your name?

Edgars. I'm from Pod 6.

Well Edgars, let me tell you something about plaid lights. Plaid lights, open up wormholes. They're dangerous. Any object that gets sucked into them, is going to come out at a particular speed, and usually in space.

Tell me Edgars, do you know Newton's first law, and how it applies to an object in motion?

1. An object in motion tends to remain in motion until an external force acts upon it.

2. f=ma

3. For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction.

4. Figs.

The first answer gets a "Yes, good".

The next two get a "nobody cares".

The last one is also correct.

Well, Edgars, if you understand that, then you can understand that any object that goes through one of these wormholes is going to ruin someone else's day. It could be today, it could be 1000 years from now, it could be 3 million years from now.

That is why we do not buy plaid lights. That is why the store still has them in stock. And that is why you will stay here, with the lights off, while the rest of us go and enjoy happy hour! And when I get back, there better be blacklights on every wall and ceiling! When you open your mouth to tell me you're done, I better see blacklights pouring out of your ears, mouth, and nose. I better see blacklights flashing from the back of your eyeballs! And you will make sure that your jeans are properly washed, so that you are not sufficiently embarrassed!

DISMISSED!!!

But Captain-General, I'm not allowed to wear jeans!

You will wear jeans underneath your uniform, from this moment forward. I'm sure the folks over at Pod 6 can help you figure out how to get the job done!

True, but you all can't type in ninjas so I take some comfort in that.

I've yet to see the premiere... But is it just me, or is the latest Doctor one of the most unattractive men you've ever seen?

Are people really considering that guy sexy?

I had a dream about a female and I feel I should know who she is but I don't and now it bothering me

She was a Time Lord.

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This is far too close to where I live.

Actually, this is far too close to where YOU live, too.