The last time I checked. Since I don't have a smart phone, I don't get up-to-the-minute notifications, so something may have changed. However, I don't think he'll break up with me. After all, I am not a plate.

Yes, they are.

They have somehow managed to scare the hell out of the Moral Majority and the Westboro Baptist Church without breaking any dishes. Who knew that was even possible?

Excellent point, K-Man. You are, however, quite the dish - so beware!

See, now if KNess moves up North, they'll both get so much support that they'll find it maddening.

"Yes, thanks for supporting my right to have a relationship with another man, but your picket line is making it REALLY hard to get to work."

My Mop! MY MOP!

Ooooh... I see. And by "get to work", you mean... get to WORK UMPH! (know what ah mean, know what ah mean, nudge nudge wink wink?)

I'm pretty sure sex in the streets is only legal in Cambridge, and then only if you're a same-sex couple.

Maybe not...

Oh, good lord...

Working on roles for GI Joe now. This is going to be interesting.

SIDE-NOTE: Groovy announced that the DHC will take place at Origins! Who's in?

Thought so. Kenny is always like "Me and Kedryn are" but he never finishes the sentence with "smooching" or anything.

Kenny and Kedryn sittin in a tree C L I X I N G...

We don't kiss and tell.

I'm going to buy some Realms ad space to make an official announcement.

I've done this twice and it is pretty ####ing painful. The second time around there was a lot of lying to myself that it wasn't what was happening, until I determined that I was a lying liarface and that it was totally happening.