Your methods are wrong.

The humor in this thread is getting pretty grizzly.

I can bearly handle how awful these puns are.

Really? Because I'm having a roaring good time.

It doesn't take a sleuth to figure out the puns. If it did, den it would they wouldn't be funny.


two-fer....oh yeah!

Speaking as (presumably) the second most experienced bear handler on HCR, I have to say that bears are awesome and seeing one hit and killed by my house back on Labor Day broke my heart.

Bears are pretty amazing creatures. They also scare the crap out of me.

Your house hit a bear?

I was confused by the wording at first, hah. The only thing I could come up with at first was that he has a motor home.

Then I realized what he really meant: he was on that show Haulin' House and the truck driver hit a bear while transporting the house.

No, I think a tornado picked his house up and dropped it on a bear.

That's just illogical.

I can think of some pretty nasty shenanigans with main set Amethyst. Why didn't she enter the meta?

From this, I assume Bud is a big, hairy guy.

What are your koalafications to make this assessment?

Koalas aren't even bears! Way to ruin it for everyone!!!!