Is "2 and a half ours" the sequel to 2 and a Half Men? Are they all yours?

No he just did not type in the silent 'H'.

Weak sauce. I've had times where I was ready to walk out five inutes into a shift.

But i was off for a weak, what do you want from me?!

Can I have 10 bucks?

I mean, I do Have ten bucks on me...

When do we start the secret santa?

Where the white women at?! They'd know when the Secret Danza will take place.

Playing the Arkham Horror card game last night:

Me: I'm going to fight this swarm of rats. I have 4 combat skill, and the difficulty is only 1, should it should be easy.
Pizzaburger: Yeah, unless you're aqhoffman.

Look, just because I've inadvertently helped evolve a race of super mice locally, does not negate the fact I've killed or relocated a good 15-30 mice over the last 4 years

You are the Harriet Tubman of mice.

It's like the Secret of Nimh up in Hoff's House.

But are you inute to win it?

Inute like a buttplug!

No more of this innuendo