I think the name of the clown is Pennywise.

There's always this guy from my area.

That's actually a pretty bold claim, imo.

One of the guys who has been Doink over the years also lives around here.

Ok, the more I think of this, the more I think I want to see a Doink versus Buffo fight.

That is nightmare inducing stuff.

The good or bad kind of nightmare?

Never had a good nightmare so bad.

Nightmares can be cool.

I had a nightmare where I was trying to hide Iceman from the government. He was hiding in my freezer as a bowl of ice when they government guys showed up. I was trying to play it cool and offered them coffee. I got cocky and offered them ice to cool it down and they took me up on it, The jig was up after that!

Only if they have a really developed plot and some suspense. Otherwise it's like Bud's torture porn and I just don't want to see anymore of it. Not even when your mom asks.

Well, I know who NOT to go to if I'm on the run from the law.

Ah... how the other half live. This is going to start off as a shoe story and end up as a penis story so hang in there for the finish.

I envy your tiny feet. In a dress shoe I am 13 EEE or 13 Wide. In a sneaker sometimes I can get away with a 12 Wide but that's rare. I have feet like Fred Flintstone. It is damn near impossible to get a shoe on the quick that fits. If I walk into a DSW to look for shoes, there may be a single pair of brown or black shoes that fits me. I was in DSW about three weeks ago to look for a pair of sneakers and there was not a single pair of any style that would fit. If I find a pair that works, I tend to buy more than one pair and stockpile them.

That being said, when I was 18 I worked for a telemarketing company located at one of the major roads into Philadelphia that had a huge employee turnover problem as all telemarketing companies do. I actually worked there for years in high school and college to pay my tuition. During that time there was an older lady that was incredibly bawdy and everything you said to her, she'd turn sexual. I was 18ish and she was 35ish. Of course now, in retrospect being in my 40s, 35 isn't that old but she was too old for me then. Anyway, she had determined that since my shoe size was 13 and my class ring size was 13, that clearly I must have a 13 inch penis. I can confidently tell you all that I do not. However, this one person spread this rumor for years. So much so that it was wildly assumed that I was well more endowed than I am. So there was this constant stream of college age women who'd work at the telemarketing place, hear this rumor of my alleged enormity, and eventually the occasion few would want to find out for themselves. And since telemarketing sucks as a job, they wouldn't stay long enough to dispel the rumor after they found out there was no truth to it.

So anyway, my size 13 feet did me well from around 1992 to 1996 until I met my ##### ex-wife who took me off the market in 1996. So I can't complain about them.

Very true, it was as shoe to penis story.

I didn't know we needed shoes for them. Here I am going shoeless for 33 years.

You could just bind it like you do to your feet!

Played X-Wing last night. I went 1-2. My win was a 99/0 wipe. My 2 losses were by a combined 18 points. 67/75 & 65/75. I would have won one of the 2, I had his Inquisitor down to 1 Hull and my Y-Wing was only down 1 shield.


Black Sun Ace (23)
Crack Shot (1)

Black Sun Ace (23)
Crack Shot (1)

Binayre Pirate (12)

Binayre Pirate (12)

Hired Gun (20)
Twin Laser Turret (6)
Unhinged Astromech (1)

Total: 99