Every now and then we'll get Alice Cooper and Kiss songs on the station played at work. Maybe not the heaviest metal, sure, but certainly not to be expected on the easy listening.

Beth is the easiest of listening!

Yeah...by "not the heaviest of metal", I think you mean "not heavy metal, just hard rock".

WoooHoooo, #874!! We may hit 1,000 before I turn 50.

I was going to specifically list that one and say I was not counting it.

And I was going to forgive you when you did!

Today is Lionel Richie's birthday.

Is it me you're looking for?

Huh, did you think I was in a rest stop restroom?

No, I'd just tap your foot like always then!

What does "tap your foot" imply?

Speed and or intensity.

Guess no one remembered that!

Oh, we remembered. However, it's far more interesting to theorize on what else it could mean. Thanks for ruining that.