It was the cat,huh?
That's what they ALL say! Well...expect me,obviously. I crap when I mean to.
What you mean to say is that you'd had an "accident/wardrobe malfunction" & decided to blame it on a poor,defenceless kitty to hide your embarrassment...shame on you!

One of the lads at work plays rugby & he deliberately pees (at the very least) himself either just before or as 2 of his teammates have to pick him up during a line-out.

Just thought I'd share...not as generous as him,mind...

TIL that Bud is his cat's b###h.

For today's hunger...

For today's win!!!

What’s that?

#877!!At this rate, we can hit #1,000 by Easter!
maybe.

We were holding off because we feared that you might win if we were close on your birthday.

I always thought he was hatched!

Yeah, it was actually cloning. But close enough.

This thread needs less substance.

too bad easter is april fools day this year.

HAHA! You ain't got no belly button!

Are you joking because you know this already true? I do not have a belly button anymore. I know I told that story a couple years ago on here, but it's been awhile!

Oscar Goldman: We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.
Bureaucrat: Yeah, but six million dollars is a hell of a lot of money. How about we just spend tree-fiddy and remove his navel?