"Preserving myself FOR SCIENCE!"

The Failed Valentine Mr. Mind "Worming my way into your heart"

"Yummy yummy yummy one big bug for your tummy..."

"Surgeon General's Warning: This bug may cause universal destruction"

"Keep away from alternate universes"

"Official jar of the National Bugball League"

"This is your brain on comics"

"I Co-starred in a Bug's Life and all I got was this stupid jar"

"DANCES PUPPETS DANCE!"

"Do not Disturb"

"They forgot the air ho..."

"At least the rent is cheap"

"My other Jar is the Millennium Falcon"

"Black Adam is my Homeboy"

"TO: Billy Bastion, Fawcett City, Earth"

"Outwit in a jar, Some assembly required"

All I got.

"Kneel before Mind!"

lol!

I'm pretty sure the Jar says:

Abbey Normal

Either that or Trogdor the burninator

" I'll Get You Crabs, And That Secret Crabby Patty Formula!!!!"

you forgot the last part... "I WENT TO COLLEGE!!!"

" Mr. Mind:" 1% Evil, 99% hot gas"

" I was once a man!"

" Keep away from Richard Nixon at all times"

" WARNING: Stay away or I'll lay eggs in your belly"

" For a good time call: 867-5309"

" LIES! The filthy earth-boy LIES!!!"

" Press button to play Doom Song"

" It's all about me, deal with it"

" I am the Lizard Queen"

" Perfectly Symetrical Violence never solved anything."

thats about it...

Whut you say????

"E.T......... phone........ home....."

I think you just outlined Huckabee's health plan....

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Which, of course, is there only for the purposes of preventing lawsuits by people actually stupid enough to open a jar with Mr. Mind in it. Kind of like the "Do not take internally" on the label of Preparation H.

" I am your Father!"

Okay, my nerd-fu is weak. But since it was the actual GD who smacked me down, I don't feel all bad.

The rematch will be on my home turf: Marvel Comics, Mutants, Uncanny X-Men, number 209! Redraw from memory! And... go!

"A little privacy - PLEASE"

"Mister Mind is a proven mental dominator. Women who are pregnant, or may become pregnant, should not use Mister Mind for the risk of a certain kind of birth defect. If you suffer from mental domination for more than four hours please see Doctor Sivana (MD) immediately."

"I have Mr. Mind"

"And I don't"

"And we would like to keep it that way"

"Mental dominations lasting longer than four years, while rare, are serious and should be seen by a doctor immediately."