"Shouldn't there be a funny writeup here?"
"Nah, I couldn't be bothered."

Night 2 begins now! You have 24 hours to submit actions!

Several players have asked to be replaced. I will need to find replacements for them and give the replacements time to get up to speed. Because of this, I don't see the game opening before Saturday.
Replacement volunteers, feel free to PM me.

KO Bossy has been replaced by normalview
Morpheousdr3am3r has been replaced by The Darkstone
No-Name has been replaced by Kedryn

Any action targeting a replacee will target the replacer instead.
Hopefully, the game will be able to resume again tomorrow.

The warrior stood on guard. There was nothing in particular in his vicinity that really needed guarding, but since he was stuck where he was he might as well at least pretend to be useful.
Suddenly, he became aware of a tall shape watching him from the shadows.
“Hello!”, the warrior said. “Could you come over here please?”
“Why?” the shape asked
“Well, I want to show you something...”
“What is it?”
“I can't show you unless you come over here...”
“Oh, all right, I'm coming...”
The warrior smirked as the shape approached. As soon as it was close enough, he drew his sword and swung it at the shape... only to have it slide out of his hand and skid across the ground.
“Ouch!” a squat shape in the shadows said. “What did you do that for?”
“I'm terribly sorry. It just slipped out of my hand... Could I have it back please?”
“I was trying to sleep you know, and then you come hurling sharp objects at me...”
“Again, terribly sorry. Could I have it back please?”
“Why should I give it back? You stabbed me!”
“Only by mistake...”
“Yeah, but you were going to stab him!”
“Well, yeah, but...”
“Tell you what we are going to do. My friend over there is going to come over here, and once we are out of reach I will slide the sword back to you. Does that sound good?”
“I'd rather have the sword right now.”
“Yeah, but you're not going to get it if you act like that!”
“Oh all right, then...”
The two shapes met in the shadow, returned the sword to its rightful owner, and then together went to find a safer place to spend the night.

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“Where are we going?”
“Same place we went last night.”
“But we went that way last night.”
“No we didn't. We went this way.”
“No, we went that way. I'm sure.”
“Yeah, well I'm sure we went this way.”
“So we disagree then.”
“It would seem so.”
“There's only one way to solve this dispute.”
“Oh, absolutely.”
“DANCE-OFF!”

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Elsewhere, a rotund being was returning home, quite excited about today's work. “This will be so much fun!” he muttered to himself as he stepped across the pebbles of the beach towards his lair.
Suddenly, he heard a bell ring. He turned around and looked into a toothy grin.
“Not you again!” he exclaimed. He knew right then and there that his time had ended prematurely – there was no escape.

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A man of science approached two well-dressed men. “Exkuse me!” he said. “Kould you perhaps help me out vith a little experiment!”
“Experiment? What sort of experiment?” one of the men asked.
“Vell, I vould like you to swallow this golf ball, then I'm going to hit you in the head with this frying pan...”
“Nonsense!” one of the well-dressed men exclaimed. “That's not science! What do you plan to achieve?”
“Vell, a well-aimed blow should dislodge the golfball...”
“Allright, let's try it.” the other well-dressed man said. “But you'll be the guinea pig!”
Suddenly, the man of science found himself held in a firm grip while the well-dressed men forced him to experience his own experiment first hand. Very soon, he asphyxiated.
“Just as I thought” one of the well-dressed men said.
“Another one bites the dust!” added the other.

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A robed man was out searching the forest after things that were easiest to find at night. He heard a rustling in the bushes, and immediately started moving towards the sound.
A single shot rang out and the robed man fell to the ground. Footsteps were heard, and the roar of an engine in the distance.
As the robed man lay there bleeding, a pale man happened to come across him.
“There's nothing to worry about. I'm here.” he said as he picked up the robed man and carried him away.


Grinner is dead! He was the Psammead (Neutral), magical mischief-maker!


coyotejack is dead! He was Dr Gunther Heimlich (Town), inventor of a fabulous maneuvvver!


Day 2 begins now! You have 36 hours to get something done!
With 19 players, 10 is majority.

Hey charlesx, DarqFeonix -- Moo or oink?

Nope. Sorry.

Well, I've got nothing to add. No action was turned in night 1 and as far as I can tell nothing worthwile resulted from this night's activities.

Well, it does seem the non-town members are those from movies.

Yipee we can post again!!

Yep. I wonder if there is any easy way to tell a potentially town friendly neutral from a mafia or unfriendly neutral role... I'll be honest and say that I haven't seen either of the movies referenced so far. Would the nature of the character be the deciding point?

I've never heard of 5 Children and It, though it looks like something I would mind checking out, but I would imagine that to be the case, the friendliness dependent on the movie role.

*wouldn't mind

My guess is stand-up references are Town, movie characters are non-Town. I don't know what the deal is with the animal stuff, though. Maybe animals are neutrals, if the IT thing counts as a neutral?

Iif the IT thing counts as an animal, I mean.

What's the IT thing?