THIS is what I imagine Haven's magic card would look like.

Sox, get back into Magic so we can Clix, eat NY pizza and play some Magic

Ooh, very good. I thought you were going for this. It works on so many levels. Like, three maybe.

For your amusement, here is a list of all of the ogres in Magic.

Drooling Ogre. Flailing Ogre. Hulking Ogre. Ogre Recluse. Ogre Savant. Villainous Ogre. It's a veritable who's who of the ogre pals.

Say what?

You're scaring me here, bro.

I'm MENACING??

Huh. I kinda like that.

I'm tutoring right now. My young student thinks you guys are off it.

He's reading. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

NERD!..........!

I really just like the ridiculousness of the Ogre's ability. "Secretly choose a number...." haha.

Well, there's something to be said for being fashionably late...especially since nobody gets detention in Ogre Land.

Paging Jerry Damage...you're needed here to list the Ogres in WoW minis...!

Fine Sox. DON'T REPLY, I DON'T CARE.

Well, I guess the only conclusion that I can come up with is that SLVR is correct when he says that knowing me in person makes all the difference.

I wonder if there is something I could be doing about my posting/writing style that would convey me more effectively online.

Been checking out this seller named Jspassnthru on the eBay. Lots of cool custom dice. No comic themes but plenty of animals(chimps), holidays, and cool designs. Just bought a black pair with gold pips. There is a golden pistol on the ace side.

Manuerisms and smiles make a lot of difference. People can't see that in text form.

And with that...methinks I have a new That Guy to Blame for when I go astray...and get caught.