Everyone is a pervert. It's just the confident or the honest ones who show it.

But only the real perverts take the time to justify it!

#####, I am not justifying ####.

I have never seen that show. Perhaps one day.

Perverts are very defensive too!

You do understand that you and I are eerily similar.

Are not. You draw nekid pictures on the box lids and I just rub the figures I'm trading all over my junk before I ship them out! Totally different.

Hmm...I edited that, but I really don't know where to go with it.

I had to make a test account for the new Citrix upgrade last week. I asked if they had a naming convention for test accounts, and was told only that the word 'test' had to be in the account name.

So when I came back from lunch today the IS Director asked me to please choose another test account name that Test Icle (ticle) is not really up to department standards, but that it was within the guidelines she gave me and was quite inventive.

I have since edited the Policy on Test naming to change it where the word 'test' must now be somewhere in the name or description.

My new test account is Itsa Trap , Admiral of Testing Printers and Such.

Bifurcated Ball Sacks!

Hey, at least you got a vag. All I got was a portrait of Bud's taint.

Flot Sam, Fleet Commander of erasing flash drives and such, checking in.

So the wrapper from my lunchtime Fruit RollUp is spinning spontaneously on my desk.

Norym, would say it is static electricity.

I believe it may a fruit-rolltergeist.

Nothing makes you feel more appreciated than having one of the big-wigs offer you the scraps from their big-wig lunch! You forgot to pat me on the head or to leave a piece of it on my nose telling me to wait until you say I can eat it. Huck Feads!

Does he know you're not housebroken?