I've seen a few movies that start like this.

Waitaminute...BlackIrish got himself BANNED?! WtH??

I teal his pain, man...

That's what happens when you disappear for a week.

Yeah, there's kind of a "No ####ing Around" MO these days. Seems clear that the higher ups want things to go a different direction.

You are welcome then to attend to my hands and feet. If so inclined, feel free to kiss my ring as well. Good boy.

Nah, only "hands on" I do is with the wife, out of preference and necessity.

Still, get yerself an Italian surname and a wartime consigliore and I'll work on the ring kissing.

I have those. I have less need of ring-kissing than a need for one'a them big e-clairs from Claim Jumper.

Oooh, now I want an e-clair....

Filled with cheesecake....

Cheeclair?

Blech. I hate cream cheese.

I'd buy that for a dollar

Can I have your piece, then?

Custard all the way!

I'd like custard more if it didn't look so much like snot.