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Death: Hello everyone. We don't have a lot of time today, so ask your questions quickly.
Reporter 1: Mr. Death. We've heard you have a new program for helping the homeless. Could you give us some details?
Death: Uh... yeah... I'm going to be sending them to a, heh, ...happier place... heh heh heh.
R1: And this won't cost taxpayers anything.
Death: Nope, i'm doing it all my self. It's not like I need help to kil-uh... never mind.
R2: Do you have any comment on that violent news story that showed you bribing a voter and slicing a poor homeless man in two?
Death: WHAT!?!? THEY SHOWED THAT!?!? I THOUGHT THOSE BRIBES AND DEATH THREATS WOULD...
Whoops, I mean, that was a complete fake. Yeah, that's it.
R2-D2: Bleep bleep whhhoooooot whistle bloop!
Death: WHAT THE HECK ARE STAR WARS MINATURES DOING HERE!?!?!? LOUSY PIECE OF <edited by moderator>!!!
GET LOST YOU <edited by moderator AGAIN! You should really watch your language Zap. If Death wasn't bribing me...> TRASHCAN BEFORE I SMITE YOU!!!
R3: You have made some pretty strong accusations against some of your opponents. You called Ms. Emerald a former stripper and Mr. Almet-Lan a... well, i'd rather not repeat it. Are there any facts behind these accusations?
Death: Probably not. They sound pretty good though don't they?
War: WHEN ARE YOU GONNA STOP BEING SUCH A LITTLE PANSY DEATH AND ACTUALLY DEVOTE YOUR ENERGY TO YOUR SWORN DUTY OF BRINGING DEATH AND DESTRUCTION TO THE WORLD INSTEAD OF TRYING TO BECOME SOMETHIN SISSY LIKE A PRESIDENT.
R1: Uh... excuse me Mr. Death. Do you know that man?
Death: Nope, never seen him before.
War: NEVER SEEN ME BEFORE!?!? THAT'S IT WUSSY! PREPARE TO DIE!!!
Death: Uh oh. That's all the time for today. I've got to be going. *leaps on his horse and rides away*
Hello I'm the Avatar of Death and I've approved this message!
Alment Lan voted to invade the BPR territories. But when it came time to fund the war effort he voted against it.
Almant Lan says he can solve the domestic issues of the Empire. He voted against a bill that would employ thousands of homeless orphens in the Empires armies.
The Avatar of Death has killed hundreds of rebels by himself.
He also has an exceptional plan to elimiate the Homeless, Orcs, Elves, Atlanteans, and everyone else for that matter.
I vote for Zeph if I still can. Someone needs to vote for the little guy. I mean he runs into battle with Spirit Armor, or to use his Leadership special ability. Hes the most used figure for Leadership. And we need some EL love people come on. Besides dont you think Zeph is kinda like the NEW and IMPROVED and ELVEN Podo?
(After Zeph recovers from the assassination attack on him, he is still in hospital bed)
Zeph: The recent attack on me only proves that Khan Harrowblade should not be voted for since he is bovipusly jealous of myself, or is a very violent Orc, or both your pick. Anyways i've run into battle helping our Rava, Chroma, Throne Monk, Pestilence, Kossak, Death, Host Leader, Emerald, and many others. Vote for Zeph and i'll show you some spirit! *raises one eyebrow*
so far
mage king alment lan 7
vithzerai 5
deathspeaker aeradon 2
khan horrowblade 1
avatar of death 3
emerald 3
kossak dark bringer 3
tezlaraptor 1
throne monk 1
varatrix 2
torc 2
heartdrinker 1
host leader 1
bloody amara 2
kem ravenbane 1
zeph 1
more story...
Khan was whatching tv when he heard zeph little remark
Khan:me jealous ha,he should really learn to keep his mouth shut.
zeph:this is a great hosbital, it cool,its fresh,its clean,its got orcs?
Khan:hi zeph,now before i beat you in a unholy fasion,would you like to say anything
zeph: snif snif,im great, im powerful,im cool...snif snif...im homeless
khan:well on the case im not going to kill you,im just going to hurt you....
20 minutes later
khan:done hurting you.
20 hours later on a live news broadcast
Death:im coming for you zeph
reporter:are you going to kill him?
Death looks at him nervously
death:um....no where just going to talk[has a grin on his face}