Those that have been blessed to see Chuck Norris play say that he plays VS like a god. This is a public misconception as it is actualy the Gods that play like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate his birthday, his birthday celebrates him.

Which is today, by the way.

Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!

What I wanna know is who the hell altered my Chuck-alishious sig....... and why

During PC LA, Aaron Weil went 10-0 on day 1. That's because Chuck Norris slept in. Norris still qualified for day 2. Norris played day 2, resulting in Weil's 0-9 day 2 record.

From chuck norris (????)

that's my chuck norris post for the year....

No one has the power to alter any written material containing information about Chuck Norris. Your Sig simply gained sentience and decided that it was too important to the cosmos at large to be content displaying itself under your posts. It is currently setting events in motion to bring the entire internet under the iron fist of Chuck Norris, again. ;)

That'll be the third time this month!

Or maybe he already controls the internet, and he just lets us think we're free.

What is the Matrix? Chuck ####ing Norris.

And Chuck isn't telling. Because he likes to make the British cry bitter tears.

Kinda like Ray Fong.

Don't play Gamma Bomb on Chuck Norris. It would make him angry and, well, you wouldn't like him when he's angry.

Doomsday once fought Chuck Norris.

He lost.

We have a winner!