Wow...Everyone should put down their pitchforks. For a second there, it seemed like the Religious Right was raiding the DNC!

DarkKnight: If you don't like what Stu says, or don't get his humor, or whatever, why do you go to his threads? They are clearly labeled as being started by Stu (which is kinda like the surgeon general's warning on a pack of Menthols...)

DJ_Midsouth: No need to fuel the fires, right?

Stu: No comet. None. Especially if it means castration and non-fashionable Nikes. Have we learned NOTHING from the Heaven's Gate crew!?!

Verry true Mono, i'm sorry *bows out*

Yeah. Happy?

well....hes got ya there it did jsut get a little more emo.

Two things.

One, when did emo become such a bad word? Hell, Billy Zonos Almighty listens to Radiohead just like everyone else. Fake Plastic Trees FTW.

Second, Brandon, if you really want to check out my pair maybe you should introduce yourself next time? You guys always stand there and stare at me but are too scared to talk. I suggest you take some pointers from Vidi. Start obsessing on Kelly Clarkson instead of a 45 year-old scary fascist hippie (male) art teacher. Your right hand will thank you for it.

Oh, I sure did. Cults get you nowhere. Comet calling is the way to go. As long as it gets a 30% hit somewhere on the planet, we all get put out of our misery.

Bring it.

In that case, let me know like a week before it hits, and I will quit my job and finally beat some of those old video games I've been ignoring (Xenogears, I'm lookin' at you...). If I'm going out, I may as well say that I went out like a true American: In front of my TV with a beer. :p

Actually...do they make a "Circle of Protection: Stu"? I'd probably rather live. Life is pretty freakin' Sweet! I haven't even killed anyone with a cardboard Thanos yet...

a comet is red so COP:Red and mana open will save you

If you're depending on a CoP: red to save you from either werebears, ninja of the deep hours, or pirates, the situation looks pretty grizzly.

Priceless. LOL. That was the best. I hope that was purely intentional:p

Whoah...Wait a minute! So, the comet is bringing a grip of Ninja, WereBears, and Pirates!?! What kind of unholy terror is this comet that it can unite the Pirates and Ninja!?! Let alone joining forces with werebears...Creepy!

It's a good thing I purchased that Ninja/Pirate/WereBear Shelter! And I thought that salesman was just puling my leg! :noid:

CoP: green, CoP; blue, CoP: black... there i covered for those... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... the comet is really WoG, why does it have to be WoG? ok so i'll just remove myself untill end of turn.

Listen and be educated.

A long time ago, a great comet struck the planet we now know as earth.

From the comet arouse three distinctive beings:

A pirate. (ARG!!!)

A ninja. (HADOUKEN!!!)

And a bear. (RAWR!!!)

Since the beginning, the three have been locked in eternal combat with one another. No one is certain quite why? But who cares? This is some sick #### you ####ing nerds. Anyhow, the legend has it that: Ninja > Pirate > Bear > Ninja. Clearly, the bears were the best but for some reason, they just couldn't beat up ninjas, but whatever.

Eventually, the ninjas decided to pretend to be pirates and bears. This worked for awhile, but since ninjas flip out and kill everyone they were soon discovered and were mauled in the anus rabidly by crazy bears.

(BTW this is the second thread that has been hijacked by pirates, ninjas, and bears.)

lol...why is the ninjas noise hadoken? ryu isnt a ninja...dang it im confused now.

Ninjas can do anything. Now shut your pie hole up and eat your goddamn pancakes.

PS Demonfire you.