I believe your take to be true, Harpua!

I wish I could find the clip of the SNL sketch where the hypnotist was way better than cats.

I like the snl bit from the 90's where james vanderbeek was the host, and they did a cats: behind the scenes thing and vanderbeek played a guy who was way too into being in the show etc...

Well, we may have to take the kitten back. My 1 1/2 year old cat is not getting along with her.

If the older one is in straight-up kill mode, the safety of the smaller one is a concern. But if it's not quite that bad, they probably just need more time.

I agree 100%

Yeah, like others on here have said, I agree. I saw it televised a few years ago and was wondering what the big deal was. So much so that I asked a theatre snob buddy of mine if what was on TV was some sort of pale shell of the real deal, and he said "nope, that was pretty much what you see in person".

played in civil war month 4 and pulled 2 speedfreeks and a songbird...it wasn't fair.

It's stupid Andrew Lloyd Weber mania. I don't like any of his work after Jesus Christ Superstar.

When my other half and I were first dating, she wanted my opinion of the guy her sister liked. I met him at a party at her house and the guy gave off an arrogant hipster vibe. So my friends and I had nicknamed him "The Magical Mr. Mistoffelee" as we'd never met a cat who thought he was as clever.

14 years later, her sister and Magical Mr. Mistoffelee are married, have two kids. I deal with Magical Mr. Mistoffelee regularly.

If that's the biggest problem you're dealing with...

Is Mr. Mistoffelee a character from the musical cats?

No, it is the name of his cum sock.

Here you go.

Mister Mistoffelee is not my name, but I know what you're up to just the same.

You people all look the same to me.

I am post 900! I win right?