Granted.

You have Spider-Man's powers. Six-armed Spider-Man's powers. Everyone hates you cause you're a freak. The government takes you for testing. Your life now sucks.

I wish I had a solid gold toilet.

OMG OMG OMG! I WAS GOING TO WISH FOR THAT IN MY LAST POST, SERIOUSLY.

Granted.

It gets stolen in ReZ' next wish.

I wish I had a solid gold toilet seat.

granted.

One day you have a big party and you get hammered. The seat was stolen and you go to sit on it and fall in. You get flushed down the drain.

I wish I had every heroclix.

Granted.

You have every heroclix, including mine. I lead an angry mob to trample you property and kick your shins.

I wish vegitables tasted good.

granted

However, after you've finished eating a man on life support, they spend a good decade deciding whether or not the man was dead to begin with, and after the decade has past, decide that he wasn't, due to new technology that could have brought him back, and send you to the chair.

I wish I could shake this hangover....

Granted.

The hangover manifests physical for. You shake it. Unfortunately, it's the physical form of a banshee. Shaking it makes it screech loudly, which causes you great pain.

I wish I pooped silver.

Granted.

You poop out a huge silver cylindar, with spikes, blade, a corkscrew form, picks, nails and claws all imprinted onto the side. This completely rips and destroys your colon, leaving you collapsed in your bathroom in a pile of your own putrid blood.

I wish i wasnt so sick in the head.

Granted.

You are now sick in the.....naughty bits......and now your....naughty bits.....have fallen off completely.

I wish this was Friday...

Granted. You have to work all weekend, you car gets stole while you are at work and you left your entire heroclix collection in there.

I wish I had a sprinkler system for my yard so I wouldn't have to waste time dealing with watering the friggin yard. The sprinkler system should work perfectly and sprays water.

Granted.

Your lawn becomes the best in U.S. and everyone comes from allover to see it. Soon enough people start taking bits as a souveneir and having picnics, camping on your lawn. It becomes all muddy, and now plays host to The Official International Male Naked Mud Wrestling championship. But heck least your sprinkler still works.

I wish i was sarcastic.

Granted.

However, when a man breaks into your house, you say to him sarcastically "Sure, why don't you just kill me?" and he does.

I wish I was still in college....

Granted. But you are forced to go to a Catholic College. No girls. No booze. No fun, ever.

I wish I had a better job.

Granted

You now have a better job. Unfortunately, you get so wrapped up in your new job, that you plum forget to wear clothes to the office on your first day, and your penis gets ripped off by the elevator door.

I wish I had remembered to make a wish in the last post

Granted.

But in your quick thinknig time you make the suckiest "I wish" ever, and you get eternally mocked.

I wish I had a larger penis...(Its not small but an extra half inch cant hurt)