I am going to make a ladder up to the platform using the styrofoam cups!

Well, the platform's rickety. But April's on it. You probably would want to get her down before doing anything to it. Do you have any way to get up there that seems more likely to work than Wade's ladder?

The turtles could help, but they're up to their eyebrows (?) in Foot Soldiers at the moment.

Oh, and I forgot to mention that you sense a malevolent yet unseen presence sneaking up behind you.

Probably nothing, though.

"I'm going to pick up some of the Metal and start chucking it in the direction of the maleveolent, yet unseen, presence while doing spin kicks (Attribute: Practice Karate in inappropriate situations!) (Body)

So as to maintain some stealth, I will not summon Wingnut and Screwloose.

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Am I allowed to equip the MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!?

Here is what I think we should do. JK should lay down some suppressive fire with his sais to distract Shredhead, while Space Jawa flies up and grabs April to safety. I'll then use a bomb to destroy the rickety platform.

However, that April isn't restrained is a bit worrying. Someone should shout at her and see what her situation is.

Wade allegedly has good schmooze. He could try it.

And use Sais to Psi the Shredder. And hope he isn't too reflective.

I knew you'd be the one.

I notice you didn't answer the question.

Are you going to make me?

I haven't decided yet.

Now that you mention it, what are the odds that the problem with this universe is that April has become a villain?

Considering Wart was the villain last time, it wouldn't be entirely beyond the Realms of Possibility.

I could throw hunks of metal at April and then skin her alive if you'd like.

One of these days, Pax...

One. Of. These. Days...

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