We should recruit new members.

Hmmm, I'll try craigslist, right vlad?

I was told that I need to sleep more, first and foremost. Also despite the fact that there's nothing at work left to do, they still frown upon me being on the forums at work. Essentially, they've made sure I have zero time to be on the forums. Can't wait to leave this craphole, I missed out on an actual LPC discussion!

Wouldn't you not want extra members? That's just more people to laugh at you when you inevitably lose.

True Craigslist Story.

I no longer work for JPMorgan as JPMorgan sold their insurance division in 2007. However I found my job at JPMorgan by responding to a Craigslist ad.

What kind of ad was that? Did you respond to: "JPMorgan wants you to cover him!"

I replied to three ads on craigslist and got replies from the same spambot. Don't look for love on craigslist.

we got a treadmill off of Craigslist. It took us one meeting with some meth head carrying a head in a duffel bag, another false ad from a chick who wanted to take sex movies and use them for blackmail, and one really odd fella who asked if I like to eat people. But hey, the treadmill works great.

Did that chick want to use the treadmill in the sex movies?

Ghah, I had to work over, and got stuck in traffic. Didn't feel like X-Wing after that. Norym will humiliate me as soon as he logs in.

Think it might be hard to have sex while running

That means you're not trying hard enough.

The LPC in general is here to make fun of people on demand, if that's what you're looking for.

That's not a change.

I think Wade should start a weekly advice column. Anyone else agree?

Wade's Weekly Words of Wisdom!