Especially when the support person takes the time to write out a 4 step plan that covers all the issues they are having, knowing they will not just be able to flip it on.

Below is the note I taped to the lid of the laptop. I added the stuff in parentheses for your clarification. It is pretty simple and should not have taken more than 20 seconds to read it twice.


Step 1 - Turn on projector
Step 2 - Power on laptop, password is Loaner123
Step 3 - Click on "Therapy Presentation" icon on desktop (the only other icon on desktop is the recycle bin)
Step 4 - When presentation is complete, power devices off and call ext 4370 and we will pick it up.

Thanks,

Myron

Do they know your name is really Myron? Maybe they thought you were making a joke!

I get called Mike or Maurice on a daily basis.

Is this before or after you speak on the pompatus of love?

People talk about me, baby.

There's a lady where I work who is apparently convinced that my name is Ron.
It's hilarious, actually. I just respond to it now, but inevitably someone corrects her. She gets incredibly embarrassed and furious with me that I didn't correct here. Then a week later she's back to calling me Ron.

Sounds like you got that job in the retirement home!

I don't know how to close this thread, and I don't have time to read the note. Will you just tell me how to do it?

It's right there in the rulebook.

All of you please press the ignore button.

Is it on my keyboard? I thought it was right there by the 'Any' key, but I now cannot find it either.

STOP READING MY POSTS! DON'T LOOK AT ME!

If it matters, I'll admit that I was having a good time with it.

Can a moderator please confirm that?

Dude, that's a sure fire way to get yourself flogged.