refurbished cthulhu?

Some Botox, a tummy tuck and a breast reduction.

Happy Star Trek Day, losers!

Die, blasphemer.

The last 10 minutes or so of my last hour 6th grade science class I played the trailers for all 3 of the original trilogy. Holy crap, they still can send a chill down your spine. And even cooler, the kids were almost as geeked, despite being born in like 2003-4.

I'm chatting with some chick from Craigslist that people call her Sparky.

Also has anyone gotten or having problems with their Collector Corps package that was getting one? Mine got switched to USPS in Washington state and I can't track it or anything anymore and support sucks and won't reply to my emails about it :-/ so I am not sure what's going on.

"Sparky" is really his old nickname due to his small penis, dude. Sorry. "She" decided to keep it when she got the breast operation.

Just a hunch.

I didn't know you spoke German.

I assume this date has exactly the same amount of significance to the Star Trek franchise as it does to Star Wars--none.

you're no pun

He's so much fun around the holidays.

That's actually my point. We have too many of them, and people keep on making up new ones that have nothing to do with anything. I'm a bit of a grumpy old man like that.

I think there is some sort of "holiday" or month for almost everything nowaday. Pie day, free pancake day, speak like a pirate day, etc...

Exactly.

I think I'm going to start "##### about the excessive amount of made-up holidays" day.

I noticed that at Target they are putting up Christmas decorations...