Hey, you never know what'll work with some people. I know a guy who literally went up to someone and said, "I am very attractive, and I want to use you for your body." And it WORKED.

I wonder if it will still work if I put my own spin on it.

"I am not that attractive but I have an awesome beard and I want to use you for your body."

If it works, I owe you a bottle of the Captain.

"I am awesome, my rep is over 800000, and I want to use you for your body."

"I slapped Ryan Reynolds, and I want to use you for your body."

Note: No, not THAT Ryan Reynolds. Long story.

Kinky

Filler

"I just got done beating a polar bear to death in the parking lot, and I want to use it for its body......to keep you warm while we do it inside the carcass."


Yes? No?

I don't even...

I'd take you up on that. That's, like, Teddy Roosevelt levels of manliness right there.

Comparing everything manly to old Theodore, why didn't I think of it before? He is the perfect combination of facial hair, manly acts, and has a big stick for the ladies.

I've always found him and Andrew Jackson to be entertaining and possibly the manliest Presidents ever. Although Ol' Uncle Abe gets bonus points for apparently inventing the chokeslam.

did he learn that from kedryn?
btw i got your message too. thanks for that, you could've interrupted to say goodbye no else did either. trufs, thawm, and kontrol - you all left like ninjas. besides 'hi' didn't even talk much with you, at the DHC Scott brought up Survivor. I'm sure you remember that.
hopefully, next time I get to chat with more folks. weekend went by too fast.

I don't know I think AJ beats out Abe, the man did proceed to beat his own would be assassin and it was while he was in his 60s if I'm not mistaken.

Oh, yeah, AJ definitely beats Abe. I mean, on his deathbed he lamented not shooting his Vice President. I'm just saying Abe gets points for inventing the chokeslam.

Taft invented the Banzai Splash.