Like my name's Molly. Ain't happenin', brah.

I cannot confirm nor deny those allegations. Unless the allegation's of legions of alligators swearing allegiance to Algeria.

is the gang all here? do we make the push for victory?

not you hoff

Pushing too hard leads to hemorrhoids.

That FrankieMunoz thread just used up half my homework time tonight. It was well worth it. I laughed out loud at least 3 times, which is um, 3 more laughs than I've gotten from any LPC thread.

I love Harupa for Harpua. You should change it, and then start a whole resurgence of this empire. Maybe even make a Harupa Man superhero?

Look! Up in the...wait...he's falling.

Harupura, Harpua, Harupa, Harapa, Harpara. My god, just a couple minutes' search resulted in much amusement for me.

IN other news, I had my military mandated eye exam today, about 20 minutes drive from home. Part of the test was some dilation drops being applied. Since I drove to the eye doctor right after work, no one was there to drive for me, and my eyes were totally ####ed up. Of course it was one of maybe 3 sunny days we've had in 2015 so far.

So there I am, a few towns from home, with eyes that could neither focus, nor stand any sunlight at all, with a warning to wait about an hour or two before I drove home. They gave me these little sunglasses that were just a thin film of dark plastic. They worked pretty well, so I thought what the hell, I'll drive home after 10 minutes of trying to not be dizzy.

So, at 60 mph or so, they slipped down my face. I suddenly saw only blinding light, my eyes immediately started gushing like Mel Storm at a Justin Bieber concert, and I thought I was gonna die. Luckily I found the plastic sheet, and held it to my nose the rest of the drive home.

Got home, thanked Odin and Circe that I hadn't killed myself or others, and have only been able to see normally in the past 2 hours or so.

Dammit, we are close enough to 1,000 that I may need to actually invest some time and effort into HCRealms and this thread again. Kinda defeats the mission statement of the LPC if I make an effort.

effort would totally make this thread off topic

Exactly...
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aqhoffman told me he had this many genital warts a few years ago

told you? Heck, I showed you most of them.

It was the strangest connect-the-dots I've ever seen.

Well, 2nd strangest.

I've never seen so many Indians in one basement.