This is an incorrect statement.

TODAY is Thawmus' 40th birthday. Always TODAY.

Happy 40th Birthday, Thawmus!!!! You're a man now!!!

Say WHAT? And who is stimulating these hippies, anyhow????

Possibly the conversations about liking things well hung.

Dude! I am all about the mafia game.

Let's leave Will (William) Hung out of it, shall we?

Happy birthday K-Ness! I celebrated by narrowly escaping being hit by a semi, and now having a few thousand in vehicle damage to probably pay for because I had to scrape my car up against a railing to not get hit and he hit-and-runned so I don't have his info.

Maybe not the best way to celebrate a birthday, but I do what I can out here.

That... That makes me feel like I'm having a terrible birthday.

Sig, I'm sorry. I'm glad you're alright, but I'm sorry.

Canada seems a dangerous, hateful place Sig, not like 'Merica.

Happy Birthday K-Dogg!

No! Nonono, I don't want to be all ruiny, have a great birthday. I'm fine, things are fine, my company has insurance and at this point I'm really laughing at myself more than anything. Also...well, check your inbox for the rest of what I was going to post here.

On the upside, you have Olan Rogers in your avatar, and he's pretty great. Not as great as Thomas Gore, but still, pretty great.

What can I say? Megaman + Hot Man =

It's like Mad Max out here, but with logging trucks instead of motorcycles.

He does dress very well and has a very charming smile.

He's wearing a lighter. That is the height of fashion.

Evidently a decent "O" face, too.

Well, I meant Olan Rogers.