I feel like I have to have posted this before but I always think of this every time AQ's mice come up!

Let's pick up the pace on this thing. Slackers.

I'll do it in a minute...

Pfff... almost missed it!

Happy Birthday, norym!

Quit bossin us round!

Probably direct orders from the mouse king

Bless his mighty reign!

The Black Axe, legendary hero of the Mouse Guard, commands it.

Maybe Hoff's giving them all skydiving lessons so that they can parachute out of the plane he's hired/piloting above all of your houses & bite through your internet cables just before this thread hits a 1,000 so he can finally win one of these things?
Time-consuming AND expensive,but he's gotta be pretty desperate by now!

Or,if you can be logged in on multiple devices simultaneously,he's teaching them how to type?

There is always wifi

Assuming you're not near a cafe or some such,YOUR neighbours trust you with THEIR passwords?
(On the understanding that you've no power in your own home to get a connection.)

How about phone data plans?

I saw Logan tonight. I heartily recommend it.