Sorry for the rant or whatever. Exhausted and frustrated!

I don't really care what ####ty parents do with their semi-retarded children so long as I don't have to listen to them. If I have to listen to them, then I believe they're completely fair game for me to demonstrate why the ESRB doesn't rate online interactions.

Aw, it looks like my laptops battery just #### the bed. Now I need to figure out how to replace it. Sad.

So, we get a couple of special orders at the daycare, depending on what we're serving each particular day, right? We've got some people with allergies, religious restrictions on diet, etcetera. Normally, when we get these orders, we prep up their special tray and I put a sticky note on it with either a) The Person's Name, if I know it, or b) What is special about the tray.

Well, today I decided that was boring and decided to spice it up a little. Apparently, this was a bad idea.

One of the teachers in one of the Preschool Classes can't have pork. That's the only special order that class ever asks for. Normally, I just leave a sticky note with the teacher's name on it. Well, not that it isn't a perfectly good name, but I decided to go for gusto. Instead, the note read, "[Teacher's Name], LORD PROTECTOR OF ENGLAND!" Me, I thought it was perfectly clear that this, THE ONLY SPECIAL ORDER THE CLASS GETS, belonged to that particular teacher.

And apparently, I was very wrong.

Evidently, this sticky note attached to, again, THE ONLY SPECIAL ORDER THIS CLASS GETS, WITH A NAME WRITTEN ON IT, was so confusing that not only did the wrong teacher eat it, but they also sent a note down with the dishes asking precisely what I meant by dubbing the teacher Lord Protector of England. I'm kinda curious at what manner of gossip I hath wrought among the teachers in that class as a result of this.

If I thought ANY of the special orders for ANY of the classes was going to cause confusion, I thought it would've been the one I wrote in Spanish. But that Toddler class didn't seem to have any problem with that.

Erm, don't you just pull it out, buy a new one, and replace it? Should on the bottom of the laptop near where you can plug it in to charge it...should be a rectangular block type thing...unless you are a mac user then I don't know :-s

So the teacher that wasn't supposed to eat pork ate pork?

Nah, she ended up coming down to the kitchen and getting a second bowl of the entree for herself once she realized what happened.

Actually, when she was fetching the trays for her class, we even said, "Your tray without pork is on top of that stack, it's the one with the sticky note."

You know this thread is rather lame...it is serverly lacking in tags :-p I also really hope the next threads name is Set Up Us the Chit Chat...

This makes me laugh so hard.

It needs something in the end, for her to leave or something.

Was either one of them named Oliver Cromwell?

Except up until Maximum Dinobots, he was such a one trick pony. Course so are most of the other characters in that universe.

Let's just say you've got a lot to learn about parenting.

These boots are made for knockin', and that's just what they'll do...

Merv Griffin!