Clive Barker?

Or Clint Barton?

Which one?

I remember him in Thor, but I didn't realize he was "somebody".

Yeah, I guess I can see the competition factor. It might annoy me though. "Me big man on campus! No, me big man on campus! Ugh ugh."

Im not nearly as hot as the guy playing me in the movie but you know I am nerd hot if that counts for anything.

You know, Clive, as said by Renner, the guy playing Hawkeye.

Because remembering the name of the guy you're playing is so hard to remember.

You mean, nerd hot like Napoleon Dynamite? Or nerd hot like Pedro?

Nah. I don't go for straight me. Thanks though.

Wait, how can there be a straight you that you go for?

Is this some kind of mirror universe thing, and if so does the anti-K wear a goatee?

I'm sorry but for me, hot can not be associated with either of these.

I'm in love with me... Well, the me that has a goatee.

...wait...

I have a goatee...

...does that mean I'm the evil me and am in love with the alternate reality good me?

Of course he does. I think I've even caught a glimps of him on Facebook.

You mentioned it in passing, but I feel like I've been waiting for The Cabin In The Woods ever since Buffy ended. Like, I've been more excited for that to come out than a Dr. Horrible sequel. Obviously, for Joss, but also because it was co-done by Drew Goddard, aka Ultimate Drew, aka the best Buffy writer after Joss. Seriously, even though he only wrote for the final season, his episodes were hands down the best.

Others I'm anxious for off the top of my head: Avengers, Dark Knight, Spider-man, American Reunion, Hunger Games

I think there's a song in there somewhere ....

if it was a mirror universe thing wouldnt the goatee be required?

The first trailer I saw for Cabin in the Woods didn't impess me. Seemed cliche. But seeing a second, more in-depth trailer showed me there's more to this story that might be worth seeing.

Neither Napolean or Pedro.
More like Leonard from Big Bang Theory.