#LordOfStupidTown13HasSpoken

Just sit still until John Locke sneaks up behind you.

#ThatsWhatSheSaid

The last two seasons of that show made me regret watching it up to that point.

And I wanted to throw things at the TV during the final episode.

#showsthatendedbadlyfor$800

you're not talking about THE John Locke are you:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Locke

#samenamedifferentperson

#AreYouSayingThatIDoNotBroadcastNASCAR

So let me be the one to ##### about work on a Friday. And I need to clarify a bit of about my position with the company first. I work for a billion dollar company with hundreds of small offices across the country. I work for the division that handles the biggest clients and if the most profitable division for the company and I personally handle the biggest clients.

Our corporate office which is out of state, has decided that I need to train a woman from their corporate office. So billion dollar corporate, in their infinite billion dollar wisdom has flown this poor woman to lovely scenic Delaware where for three consectutive weeks. So she is staying in a hotel without a rental car for three weeks... at the holidays and she can't fly home on the weekends.

And now I'm stuck having to entertain this woman each weekend for three weeks.

Nice #HumbleBrag, bro.

I work for a multi-billion dollar company (while so many of us are unemployed), and I have to "entertain" a woman (while so many of us are single). Way to get the sympathy vote, #MillionairePlayboy.

It's just billion... not multi...

I'm not thrilled that I have had to work 12 hour days since 11/01 due to Hurricane Sandy and right smack of the middle of holidays when I am just starting to think I'm getting a chance to stop working consecutive weekends, I then need to babysit this women. And frankly, as a man, I hate the idea of being alone with this woman I barely know all day. She could say I said or attempted anything and *poof* there goes my job. They could have forked over the $630 to get this woman a car and not have me give up what little time I have.

Plus my office is moving to a new location on 12/14 and this woman flies out on 12/13. So I have to train this lady, manage my own job, pack an office all with the added work of Hurricane Sandy. Ugggh...

#NiceToMeetYouBarabara

It always amazes me at work how many people don't understand how to use elevators properly. I would expect that more people would realize that there's a possibility that someone else needs to get out before they get in. But instead, these jackasses hit the button to go up, then stand right in front of the door and try to step in as soon as it opens. Inevitably, they practically run right into the people INSIDE the elevator that are trying to get out.
I especially love this when said jackasses were rude to me at check-in, because watching them make complete morons of themselves in front of other people is quite satisfying.

Just bustin' your chops.

#justyankinyourchain

I hate how things seem to be going well then bam they go horrible.