Good to hear, brother. And I must have a thing for tiny intelligent women because Felicity is right up there with Chloe from Smallville at this point. *drools* So beautiful.

http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032/...sun/index.html
No comment necessary.

Alright its good to know Kim Jong Un shares his fathers grasp of truth and fact.

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Very impressive to get there in only four hours by the way - by my calculations, that means his average speed was one thirtieth of the speed of light. That should be around 10 million meters per second, or 6200 miles per second for those of you who aren't used to the Metric system. Or around 224 million miles per hour.

You're not remembering North Korea has already placed an Iconian transport gate on Mercury, so the travel there was instantaneous. After that, it was just a hop, skip, and a jump to the Sun.

On my way to a job interview in 13 minutes.

May the Force be with us all....

Don't forget the amazing heat resistance needed for their astronaut to survive the temperatures on the Sun itself!

I am in awe of the North Korean technological prowess. Clearly we should subcontract the warp drive development to them.

I'm having a hard time they actually claimed that. Not because they aren't crazy but because the story wasn't posted on their news agency feed, a feed where they claimed to have found unicorn remains in a unicorn lair.

Good luck!!!

Yeah, I was trying to snopes it, but I think its a bit too new for that.

Duh, that's why he went there during the night to avoid the heat.

Yeah, I actually read the KCNA news feed pretty regularly (because I can't get enough jingoism about the South Korean puppet forces and their mendicant American masters). I think I would have noticed something about a sun mission.

Or at least on a major news networks page.