It's too hard.

The Defender is a beast.

Well alrighty, then.

I was planning on picking up the last TIE that they had since they're scarce right now, but maybe I'll just pick up a pair of Defenders instead.

When you use it you should play Defenders of the Faith.

I would if I weren't so busy playing Danger Zone already.

I personally find it easier to swipe the gift cards to get money out of them instead of blowing them. Maybe blowing them gives you more money. I am not sure.

The kinda weird but not too scary story is that my older sister and my niece were here for 3 days over the weekend. Saturday night an older woman's voice spoke to her in the guest room upstairs- the same room 3 people have had weird stuff happen, including seeing 2 kids with what appeared to be a grandma. I don't believe any of it is real, but my wife has heard someone talk to her twice when no one was here, and she says the house has somebody looking out for us.

I'm not overly freaked out, because I have solved a couple of the odd occurrences that happened already here. But I am apprehensive now to get fully engrossed in "barely legal babes taking it in the ass" or some other high brow entertainment, because I don't want some old ghost lady thinking I am a pervert or something. I guess if it was a hot young ghost, then I'd be all about her watching...

Meant to post this last night, but Beauregard, the youngest of our 3 dogs, and the wildest, came running into the back door of the garage last night with a ball in his mouth. I yelled at him to drop it, held out my hand, and he drops out a...I #### you not...
head of a dead cat. All chewed up and nasty. The same cat that I got pictures of sneaking around our back deck and beside the barn. Not the heroclix cat, but another feral kitty.

So 2 days ago I found Beau dragging around the tail and part of the cat's spine and back hips, last night it was the head. freaking disgusting.

Spoken like a true prostitute.

My grandmother had a haunted corner cabinet.
It was more of a haunted alarm system.
If it made a knocking noise, someone in the family was in trouble.

That's what she said.
Was everyone else just going to let this slide? Come on, LPC!
Interesting. I suppose no one thinks it could just be their imaginations?

Vlad is neither good nor evil. His is simply threadkilla.

If this thread gets anywhere near 1000 posts, one of you ladies needs to summon me.

What if Bud or Wade is not available?