Hindsight is 20".

That's not even two feet!

I'll give ya two feet!

Promises, promises!

I have a freezer full of feet, but do not ask too many questions...

The dildo slipped through your fingers?
Did you ask her about fisting?

Wow, you should step up your dildo game.

In all seriousness, please let us know about any more HR girl trollings, this is pure gold.

I've never been to a ramen restaurant before. I always just thought of ramen as that cheap stuff you buy by the case at the grocery store.

So, anyone have some favorite good ramen dishes? I'm going today, and I don't know what to order.

I was always too lazy to actually cook the ramen brick, so I would frequently just spread peanut butter on a brick of ramen and eat that like a rice cake or something. Maybe they'd do that for you.

Just get something spicy.

Do you want the runs? 'Cause this is how you get the runs.

That's how I get them. But he likes spicy stuff!

42 more to go!

That's always the answer!

WTF, this would result in ramen bits everywhere. My daughter dropped one 8 inches onto the kitchen counter and there was dry noodles everywhere, it was like the Ramen-aclypse. The dog would not even eat it because it was so dry and crunchy.